LMW Chapter 23312 min read

Before we get into the chapter, this is just a quick reminder from Addis.

Please keep all of your comments towards the translators and the editors respectable and nice. We’ve received several rude comments lately from various people about the way we translate, or even the way we post our chapters.

Please stop comparing us to S3ri. She is not us and we are not her. We will never be the same.

If you have any complaints about how we do anything, you are not obligated to read any of our novels or any of the manga we translate. You can always go read an MTL if you are going to complain so much. Should there be more rude comments of this nature, we have the right to make all further LMW chapters unavailable unless you make an account with us. From there, if you make rude comments, we have the ability to block you from our site. If you do not want to see this happen, please, I repeat, please be nice. It’s only common courtesy.

On another note, if you have any problems with the translating, instead of being an anon, send us an email asking to help us instead of berating us. We are still looking for more translators to work with us on LMW, and would love to send our Chinese Language test to anyone willing to help us out. However, we are currently not looking for any more editors.

Thank you for reading this and for being our fan.

May our scans and translations always bring a smile to your face and laughter to brighten your soul.

Until next time,

Addis

Exiled Rebels Scanlations

 

Chapter 233 Another Two Options

Translated by Yuanyulin

When the night came, You XiaoMo left Ling Xiao behind and went to his space.

Ever since they came to the north, You XiaoMo rarely let his Qiu team out, and it wasn’t because he didn’t want to, but because they chose to not go out. The aura inside the space is very thick, so it’s very suitable for them to practice. Besides, even if they go out, they have nothing to do. They figured they might as well just stay inside the space.

You XiaoMo had given them tasks to do, so, after a few discussions, they decided to rotate the tasks. They used ten days as a standard cycle. After ten days, another person would take over. When You XiaoMo arrived, it was PiQiu who was on duty.

PiQiu looked exactly the same as a few months ago, he didn’t have any changes at all; neither his height nor his weight. When one looked at his fat, one would instantly know that he got enough nutrition.

PiQiu was watering the magic herbs using magic water, when he saw You XiaoMo walk over, he immediately threw the water away and ran towards him. “Master, did you finally come to see me?” PiQiu asked happily with his two big round eyes. Looking at his expression, You XiaoMo couldn’t tell him the truth, so he said, “Yes, I came to see you guys.”

When he had just finished saying that sentence, there was a ‘pfftt’ sound coming from the direction of the lake. It was followed by a mocking voice, “Either you are just plain stupid, or you don’t want to admit it. There’s no way master would especially come here just to see you. He obviously is just about to take out a new magic herb seed, that’s the reason he came.”

The one who said that was Xiao Hei, his appearance looked so cool, but unfortunately he talks a lot, and his words were especially poisonous. He really made people’s teeth become itchy (hate to the point of wanting to bite the other person) just by listening to him. You XiaoMo already heard his sarcastic tone many times, so he had already gotten used to it. Besides, he knew, even though Xiao Hei has a sharp tongue, he actually has a gentle heart. Of course his gentle side was only towards them, to outsiders, his statement was usually only how he would treat them.
(Yuan’s note: Xiao Hei is the epitome of tsundere *cough cough*)

“Master, is what Xiao Hei just said true?” PiQiu looked at You XiaoMo anxiously.

You XiaoMo almost got a cold sweat on his face, so he immediately took out food from his magic bag. It was mutton that Ling Xiao preserved before. “PiQiu, eat this meat.”

PiQiu was already drooling when he smelled the meat, after that he immediately grabbed it and ran straight into the corner. Xiao Hei, who saw this, said ‘a good for nothing glutton’ coldly.

Although PiQiu was small, he is one hundred percent a glutton, especially for meat. Not to mention this mutton’s meat effect, even an ordinary demon beast’s meat would make him drool with envy. So everytime he saw him act like this, Xiao Hei would call him names.

PiQiu didn’t care. As long as he had meat, he wouldn’t mind being abused with a hundred or a thousand sentences.

After he dealt with PiQiu, You XiaoMo took a wooden basin from the blockhouse, and scooped out some magic water from the lake. He then put in all the magic herb seeds that Liu Yue gave him. The seeds were multicolored, just like the multicolored stones that You XiaoMo had in a fish tank in his previous life.

Talking about stones, he admired himself for his talent. Back then he had nothing in his rented room, he especially went to the market one day to buy some multicolored stones to pretty up his room. However, since he couldn’t afford fish, he had only bought the stones.

The seeds that Qingcao Court gave weren’t really plump, some of them were even already dehydrated and shriveled, almost as if they had already been abandoned. If they continued to be like this, they wouldn’t grow up well, so he had to puff them up for one night until the seeds could absorb all the magic water. This was so that he didn’t have to take special care of them.

You XiaoMo had already experimented with it before. He had sowed some seeds that were about to die, and it grew up so badly that he had to use a lot of energy to correct it. After he finished digging it up, You XiaoMo went to find SheQiu and the others. These days, they all took human form and sat in meditation positions at the lakeside to practice. In just a few months, they all had already leveled up one to two stars. They leveled up much faster compared when they were practicing at the Paradise Realm. After they received such a benefit, they all refused to go out.

After he saw them, You XiaoMo went to the dipper herb field. At first, he thought that the Dipper Stink Bugs were still in the middle of their metamorphosis process, because when he checked the information about Dipper Stink Bugs later, it said that the third metamorphosis would take a very long time. For some it would take up to half a year, while some even needed a year. But, it seemed like his only needed two months, because they were already playing tag with each other in the magic herb fields, having a good time.

You XiaoMo examined them and made sure that they didn’t have any problems, and realized that there wasn’t any difference from after their metamorphosis. Their sizes and colors were still the same as before, and here he thought that there would at least be some difference.

After PiQiu finished his meat, he ran to You XiaoMo with his two short legs and drum-like belly. You XiaoMo immediately gave him a task to sprinkle the seeds from inside the wooden basin in the magic herb field tomorrow. PiQiu patted his own meaty chest and ensured him that he will certainly complete this task.

Xiao Hei, who was at the lakeside, casually threw out a bomb, just like usual, “The blockhead who only knows how to eat, and the idiot who deceives his own family to count their gold coins.” (lying to others to do the job to make profit)

PiQiu: “……”

You XiaoMo: “……”

Xiao Hei, you’re too conceited! You don’t feel good if you don’t insult other people for a day, do you?!

You XiaoMo wiped off the blood he had vomited from Xiao Hei’s words. He coaxed PiQiu well before he left, promising that the next time he would reward him with 2.5 kg (5.5 pounds) of meat, which clearly shot straight into PiQiu’s heart, making him immediately throw all XiaoHei’s words behind him.

PiQiu, “Master, don’t worry, I will work super hard.”

XiaoHei, “…”

You XiaoMo had wanted to take a bath in the space at first, but Ling Xiao had forbidden him from doing so, because the Qiu team was inside there. Ling Xiao said that only he can see You XiaoMo’s body, so he took away his right to bathe inside the space. You XiaoMo had once put on a boycott, but it was suppressed ruthlessly, even his chrysthanthemum nearly got picked. Since then, You XiaoMo never dared to take a bath inside the space again, unless it was absolutely essential.

When You XiaoMo got out of the space, he had yet to react and Ling Xiao, who was standing beside the screen, looked at him with a “tender” face and waved his hand at You XiaoMo.

You XiaoMo subconsciously walked over, as he took a step, he suddenly discovered there seemed to be something behind the screen.

Steam?

You XiaoMo widened his 2.0 vision eyes, like an X-ray piercing through the screen. He could vaguely see a large bathtub that could hold three to four people, filled with hot water. The steam earlier was coming from the tub.

“…”

You XiaoMo silently took a step back, thinking something, very brutal ah. After what happened last time, You XiaoMo moved away from the bathtub. He couldn’t help but think about that obscene scene of that night they took a bath together.

The thing called ” help him bathe”, when someone really did all three options, You XiaoMo felt he really had lost big time.

Seeing him want to flee, Ling Xiao didn’t immediately stop him, he just smiled, a very tender smile, but it immediately gave You XiaoMo a chill up his spine, his body suddenly froze.

Ling Xiao gently said, “Xiao Momo, I’ll give you two choices. Either come here and take a bath, and I will be gentle with you tonight. Or we can take a bath tomorrow…”

“I choose the latter.” You XiaoMo didn’t wait for him to finish and chose the second option without hesitation.

Look at this! It had become his conditioned reflex! But after rethinking again, You XiaoMo felt that the latter choice seemed even more extreme than the first.

“Are you really sure?” Ling Xiao expression changed, first he looked at You XiaoMo with weird eyes, then he suddenly exposed a very immoral smile while asking You XiaoMo again.

You XiaoMo…was uncertain. This expression, why did it look so dangerous ah!

You XiaoMo swallowed his saliva, “That …. what did you say about the second option? I didn’t hear it clearly.”

Ling Xiao brightly smiled, wickedly looking at him. “The second choice is that we will do it tomorrow, but… I won’t promise I will hold myself back tonight.”

You XiaoMo,”…”

He swore to god, after this he definitely needed to give up on his halfass listening habit.

In the future, every word Ling Xiao said, he must listen to them loud and clear, or else he could easily fall into a trap.

You XiaoMo took a deep breath. He wouldn’t stupidly ask for a third choice, because with Ling Xiao’s IQ, he would definitely come up with a more vulgar and shameless method. Since You XiaoMo had experienced it two times, he realized if he still repeated this lowly mistake then he was definitely a dumbass.

But, the second option, he certainly wouldn’t choose it. They had to leave for the academy the day after tomorrow, and how could he forget about Ling Xiao’s stamina.

This man was not only savage in action, but his endurance was also top notch. Every time he would always do it more than twice. In the end, only You XiaoMo was the one to suffer. Which means he wouldn’t be able to leave the bed the next day, so…You XiaoMo could only choose the first choice.

“Come!” Ling Xiao once again waved at him.

You XiaoMo hesitated a little bit, dawdled, then came forward while bargaining, “Promise you will be gentle?”

Ling Xiao said, “As long as you obey, I will be gentle.”

You XiaoMo, “As long as you treat me gentle, I will obey.” Since his head was on the table anyway, and running would still result in death, he might as well have a clean death. Worse case scenario, he might have to stay on the toilet longer than normal.

Ling Xiao didn’t say a word. He just stared at You XiaoMo for awhile, before he seemingly, unwillingly gave a nod.

You XiaoMo, “…”

What…what was with the reluctant expression? Don’t tell me he really was trying to fool me?

You XiaoMo was obviously only ten steps away from Ling Xiao, yet he took nearly five whole minutes until he stopped walking, which really tickled someone’s patience. Ling Xiao then came over, picked him up and threw him into the tub to let the night begin. Which, he thought later, he should have done right from the start!

chrysanthemum: Ahem. If you do not know this term. I shall explain. In Chinese culture, due to the way a chrysanthemum blooms, many people have referenced that it looks similar to the asshole. Which, is why, ExR often uses the term “chrysanthemum milk tea” in many of our lewd, vulgar, uncultured jokes. If you can’t handle our jokes, you are free to not read them. Or, maybe you should go read  a Honey Q manga and see exactly how tame our jokes and comments are compared to others. You’ll also see the real version of “chrysanthemum milk tea”.

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Chinagirl
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Chinagirl

You guys are awesome! Don’t let the haters rain on your parade (to begin with I can’t even figure out why they would complain when you guys are giving us great translations so often)!

Ibiri
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ibiri

considering how fast you translate and well done these are, those trolls are being too picky. Love your translations and cant wait for the next one!

Raito0587
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we used to received comment about how we are too slow on LMW and we should just drop it 🙂

Anssha
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Anssha

s3ri give us 1 or 2 chapters a month.. you guys can delivered it in 2 days per chapter, its a world record.. even though you give us a chapter a day, due to the ungratefulness, they will still going to said you didn’t fast enough.. its call envy.. envy that they can’t do what you do, they can’t do it them self.. its a type of sickness.. mind sickness So.. if they don’t like ExR translation, why they even bother to read it anyway? or it is just want give a hateful comment? do they didn’t have a better… Read more »

Atto Zau
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Atto Zau

Son geniales! No se depriman por esos comentarios! Muchas gracias por traducir :3

Pamil
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Pamil

Thank you for the chapter!

NinNin
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I’ll never see chrysanthemum the same way again

Kayue
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kayue

Thanks for the trans. Sorry to hear that some ppl can’t appreciate what they get.. until it’s gone. 😟

Poor Momo. Can’t even take a bath in peace. Guess he’s lucky that LX isn’t into exhibitionism! 😇

Anyways, is Honey Q worse than the Gravitation DJs? Hard to believe. 😰

Raito0587
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I have read both, well, Gravitation Djs is more tame than Honey QP XDDDDDDD

Shiki
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shiki

i gotta agree. HoneyQ is worse. tho somehow i managed to read till end. if i must say, i cant really handle Maiden Rose actually…

Janice Young
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If they dislike the translation they don’t need to read them, cannot imagine how hard it is to translate/proof read etc but thanks for all your hard work and time,

Lola
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Gosh, those people are just plain rude!😡😡 I was so happy when you guys continue to translate this novel and would love for you to continue until the end 😢

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Haha Xiao Hei with his mouth 😂😂😂😂 Can’t wait to read what happen all night..and does the chryss pop 😝

Fernanda
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Fernanda

Thank you for all the translations

Hura
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Hura

Damn they sure love to complain don’t they? But when asked to help translate they usually disappear or come up with a bunch of excuses lol. They can either STFU or get lost. If they whine again just direct them to Google translate. Sometimes those nitpickers are translators/chinese speakers themselves (again, they just complain rudely rather than offer help), I’ve seen some of them “bully” the translator into dropping so that they can takeover the project. To those assholes, srsly if you think you can do a better job then apply to help, don’t bitch and moan bout it. If… Read more »

Raito0587
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The very reason why many translator drop their project, all because of cyber bullying. But ExR is strong, so we are not gonna drop it.

Aida hanabi
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Aida hanabi

I kinda know.. And understand that “chrysanthemum milk tea” Hhaha but.. Still I curious with that Term. Sooo.. I just google that… With hoping find some “ahmmm” but… Failed 😂😂😂😂😅 What I could find us just tea.. Yes.. The real.. .. TEA!! !😂 And chrysanthemum flowers… 😑😂😂😁😅😆 And here.. When I need some vulgar but couldn’t find any of them 😂😥😭 Please.. . Show me ur power dear translator.. .please show me the light! And.. . I’m sorry to hear about that comment.. .I hope ur okay.. Just ignore them. Something they just some rude or maybe NEET people without… Read more »

Raito0587
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lmaoooo chrysanthemum is the official slang term between the chinese netizen only, so I’m not surprise google can’t find it on western website XD

Akira
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….I happen to really like chrysanthemum milk tea…The actual tea. Not an asshole XD. I was reading ‘quickly wear the fave of the devil’ yesterday, and my lord, I was long ciao to take some of the modern scenes ><. I found them my top 3 favs of all time! Face of the Devil, feng yu jiu tian and lmw heh heh. I'm sane , I promise

Chain
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Chain

Don’t mind those trolls. 4 me i like this site and u are way faster.I Cant think of anything for them 2 be rude.U cannot please everybody especially narrowminded brats.They r more into complaining and no appreciation.

PROBABLY A BLACK POWDERED FAN 😫

Thank u 4 your steady updates.😄
Dont let them affect u.There r way more people who supports u.

Jack
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Jack

Oh boy scanlator drama. As usual get over yourselves, people are always going to be rude on the internet. Either develop a backbone or give up, they’re not going to suddenly become nice just because you threatened them.

Tracy
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Fair enough I guess, but some things just fester with inactivity and we haven’t reached the god levels of Not Giving A Fuck like people such as pewdiepie. Heck, even pewdiepie replies to hate comments because he’s still human despite his 50 something million subscribers. He even turned off his comments once (yes he turned them back on, shh) but we don’t really want to do that.

Hura
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Hura

Lmao just because people are still gonna be rude anyway doesn’t mean it’s acceptable. They don’t need to tolerate assholes. This is their site, they can do what they want.

analayne
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I wanna squeeze PiQiu until he pops! So cute.
As always momo your chrysanthemum is in my prayers 😁 my dirty DIRTY prayers😉

Thanks for the update!

SweeTeaPot (@Addictive_Tee)
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Haters gonna hate, just ignore it. It’s hard but if you can block them, block them. Someone like them dare to mock others when they themselves can’t help any of the translation duty at all….
Anyway forget about the pests like them, let’s just focus of this cliff hanger!! Why they cut the juicy parts!!!😂😂😂😂😂

Adorkable
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Adorkable

There are people in this world who always try to make the world bitter eh… Feel sorry for them tho, they have nothing better to do than throwing hatred to others. Just remember that you are wayyyyy better than those who only sit and complain about their pitiful life. For me you are one of the best and high quality translation group I’ve ever read. Not only in the matter of translating but also in your consistency in doing the voluntary & unbeneficial tasks. Talking about consistency, in real life, this kind of attitude will lead to your success! I… Read more »

lightnovellover
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Unimportant lurker here. I won’t mind registering to you guys since I know it’s worth it. (As long as I don’t need to pay it. I’m poor AF.) And screw you ungrateful freeloaders who only knows how to rant!

Many thanks as always for your wonderful works. Not just this novel but for also the mangas you translate that were beautifully uncensored. 😊😊😊

lisna
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lisna

I think you are the best one in everything I am swear,just block them so they will regret it,and I’m very grateful that is you guys who translate this LMW,hehe I can’t wait for the next chapter I’m sure the next is for the lovey dovey thanks for your hard work.

Mbak Awan
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Mbak Awan

My fist time to write comment here. I just couldn’t stand it. Really, those people really ungrateful. For me who are used with s3ri weekly update, your fast update really light up my day. I always check your website daily after I woke up to see any update, not only LMW but the others too. It’s warm up my day before I go to work 😂 Don’t listened to those rude peoples. They are not worth your attention. Forgive my bad English, it’s not my mother language. And oh, I really want to find out what it honey Q… But… Read more »

saraayana
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Sorry to hear that , they just want to pat themselves without knowing anything don’t take it to hearts just ignore they such a bad flame can’t they make it be a good one at least..

Jurianne
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Jurianne

I love this chapter! QiuTeam + boss! Momo is so done for. 😄

About rude comments….it is easier to say to ignore them then to actually make it happen… But for each one axxhole bad comments… You will get a tone of people backing you up and supporting your team great translation hardwork…

So please don’t let them get to you. For they will always be ungrateful people out there sadly …

I’m more than happy to see you guys steady updates … It always is a source of comfort to me. Love you all very very much! 😘

Wife Of Genius Min Suga
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Wife Of Genius Min Suga

Omg? Why there is a people that so rude?
My dear don’t care about that crazy person
I love you translation and I love your update….
just forget about that ungrateful people’s…

Btw this update is so funny
thanks dear😆😆😆😆

XD
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XD

I haven’t read the chapter yet, but Addis’ note made me irritated! (at the complainers, not at the staff). I think you are all doing a great job. It’s not easy to translate from one language to another. If it was, then I would just MTL everything only have to wait for the authors’ releases. I respect that the translators and the rest of the staff (editors, proofreaders, etc) have their own life outside of this website and am quite happy by the speed and quality. I’m sure the majority of readers also agree; it’s just the vocal minority who… Read more »

Tailor31415
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poor Momo, getting bullied in his dimension and out of it xD

Sorry you’ve been receiving rude comments. Hopefully people cut it out, so you don’t have to put in all the work of changing up the site for account-only access.