Artifact Chapter 21: Papapapa

Chapter 21: Papapapa

Translated by Addis of Exiled Rebels Scanlations

Editor: Karai

Above LuoChuan, there were mountains called Sleepless.

A carriage traveled to the foot of the mountain and suddenly came to a halt. The blue curtain was gently plucked away by a slender hand, and inside the carriage sat two teenagers with handsome faces and dusty temperaments. These two were none other than Lu Ming and Sang Wusheng.

Sang Wusheng cleared his throat, deliberately disguised as Jing Mo’s voice, before he opened his mouth and said to Lu Ming, “Brother, we are at Sleepless Mountain.”

Lu Ming’s eyes were slightly closed, his eyelashes trembled gently, and although his jade-like cheeks were calm and unruffled, his heart slightly rippled.

Wasn’t Sleepless Mountain Sang Wusheng and He Qingci’s last dueling place? It was also the place where the original owner, He Qingci, fell. Although the soul in this body was his own at this moment, he had brought He Qingci’s body to this place, and it still made him feel a little complicated.

Sang Wusheng reached out to help Lu Ming and said with a light smile, “This place has beautiful mountains and water, the scenery is meandering, it’s really a good place.”

Lu Ming was stunned. Shouldn’t Sleepless Mountain be Evil Mountain, where demonic energy, and fierce beasts often haunt? How did it change? It seemed that what was written in the book, and what was in this living world was not the same.

Thinking of this, Lu Ming couldn’t help but feel everything was a little clearer. A few days of running made him feel a little lighter. Perhaps he could avoid the end of being killed by Sang Wusheng.

Lu Ming smiled gently, his eyebrows were stretched out, and his cheeks regained some elegance.

Sang Wusheng saw Lu Ming’s expression and couldn’t help but breathe a soft sigh of relief. Brother had not been in a good mood for some days, and it was not easy to see him with such a relaxed smile. At that moment, Sang Wusheng’s mood also followed and he said softly, “Brother, I’ll take you down for a walk.”

Lu Ming nodded and jumped off the carriage with the help of Sang Wusheng, and was hugged around the waist by Sang Wusheng.

Lu Ming pushed Sang Wusheng away and patted his head by feeling, then laughed, “Little stranger, you seem to have grown a little taller.”

Sang Wusheng’s expression stiffened. He had no excuse. He reached out to help him along the stone path towards the front, and spoke nonsense, “Probably because of the regular practice, also eating a lot more than before.”

Lu Ming sighed softly while walking, “When I first saw you, you were skinny and small, and you were bullied by others. I guess it was fate that brought us all the way here together.”

Sang Wusheng laughed lightly, but said in a firm tone, “Brother, I will be with you for the rest of my life.”

Lu Ming dumbly laughed and said, “Fool, you will have to marry and have children, you should accompany your lover, not me.”

Sang Wusheng smiled, his expression suddenly became somewhat obscure and inexplicable, and spoke carelessly, “Then has brother already made plans to marry and have children?”

Lu Ming did not notice the lower and lower air pressure of the person beside him, thinking for a while, before hesitating, “I have never seriously thought about it. However, if I really meet a good and kind woman, it is not impossible.”

Sang Wusheng fists clenched, the corners of his mouth hooked up in a cold smile. His eyes welled up with anger. He would never let any woman have the opportunity to approach his brother.

The two of them walked for a long time, Lu Ming gradually felt some physical strain. His aura was overly depleted from the previous battle, and now he couldn’t use it at all, so he was tired and sweating after walking for a short while.

Sang Wusheng looked at Lu Ming gritting his teeth and holding on, and was a bit amused. Without waiting for Lu Ming to react, he took him into his arms and ran ahead with his aura, and in a short while he arrived at the top of Sleepless Mountain.

Lu Ming patted his chest and glared at him with dissatisfaction, thinking in his heart that Jing Mo and Sang Wusheng were really alike, both like to cut first and play later.

Sang Wusheng gave a low laugh and cleared his throat, “Brother, this is the top of Sleepless Mountain, is this where you said the spiritual spring is?”

Lu Ming nodded, then said from memory, “We need to go through a cave to reach it. There is a huge tree at the entrance of the cave, take a closer look.”

Sang Wusheng said, “Then brother sit here for a while, I’ll be right back.”

Lu Ming nodded and was helped by Sang Wusheng to sit on a smooth stone. After a long time, Sang Wusheng ran back, panting, “Brother, I found the giant tree you said!”

Lu Ming was so happy that he stood up and said, “Let’s go now, there should be the spiritual spring at the end of the cave.”

Sang Wusheng wrapped his arm around Lu Ming and flew towards the front with his lightness. In a short while, the two of them arrived at the cave and walked a few steps further into the cave and a valley appeared in front of them.

Lu Ming’s eyes could not see, but his sense of hearing and smell became unusually sensitive. He wrinkled his nose and said, “I can smell the flowers, we’re already there.”

Sang Wusheng let out a hint, and then sighed, “This place looks like a paradise, with lush foliage, birdsong and flowers, it is not too much to say that it is the secret realm of Immortals.”

Lu Ming smiled lightly, then said, “Then this should be it, the spiritual spring must be here.”

Sang Wusheng raised his eyes and looked around, and right in front of him, there was really a spring. The water in the spring looked light blue and clear, even the pebbles underneath could be seen clearly.

Sang Wusheng pulled Lu Ming to the edge of the spring and said, “Brother, the spiritual spring you mentioned is probably this.”

Lu Ming smiled as his eyebrows widened and immediately said, “This spiritual spring can not only heal injuries, but also increase the speed of cultivation, so let’s go in quickly.”

Sang Wusheng was stunned and said dumbly, “I,in?”

Lu Ming reached out to unbuckle his belt while muttering, “Of course, bathing is good for the body and mind. This damn belt, why can’t I unbuckle it?”

Lu Ming tugged at his belt in annoyance, his face full of impatience, Sang Wusheng held back his laughter, flicked Lu Ming’s hand away, and said, “Let me help you.”

Then, he reached out and took Lu Ming’s belt off. He then began to undo the buttons on his shirt, and with each one, his heart beat a little faster, and finally even his fingertips trembled a little.

With the lining of the shirt also removed, Sang Wusheng’s eyelashes fluttered. He looked at Lu Ming’s naked upper body close at hand, and his heart was almost unable to withstand the intense beating. His brain rumbled with a loud sound, and Sang Wusheng then regained his wits. He hurriedly put his hand back, quickly turned around and exhaled a heavy breath.

Sang Wusheng suppressed the tension in his heart, stabilized his mind, and tried to make his voice seem calm, “Brother, it’s already fine.”

Lu Ming smiled and took a few tentative steps forward, but suddenly stepped out of the way and fell forward with a cry of surprise.

Sang Wusheng hurriedly turned around, trying to reach out and pull Lu Ming, but instead was grabbed by Lu Ming and fell forward. The two of them fell into the pool with a loud ‘splash’ and flopped around in the water.

[Host, I’m back!]

Lu Ming was startled by the sudden sound, his two hands fluttering the water, choking on a mouthful of water and coughing so hard that his eyes turned red. Seeing this, Sang Wusheng hastily pulled Lu Ming towards the edge of the pool, wiped the water on his cheeks and asked worriedly, “Brother, are you okay?”

Lu Ming waved his hand feebly and leaned against the spring, panting heavily. After a long time, he used divine sense to communicate with the stupid cute pet that had disappeared for a long time, [Take me into the space first.]

233 respectfully shouted, [Yes!]

Lu Ming immediately felt a whirlwind and was in 233’s space again.

233 excitedly jumped onto Lu Ming’s shoulder and excitedly shouted, “Host, did you miss me? It is said that the most intuitive manifestation of human beings when they feel good about another creature is to think about it a hundred times a day!”

Lu Ming was choked, the corners of his mouth twitched and said, “You’ve been watching too many dramas, haven’t you?”

233 bristled unhappily, then said, “I think about master many times a day.”

Lu Ming said coldly, “Then why did you leave without saying goodbye?”

“It’s because of the system upgrade. I didn’t even have time to explain to the master, and then it just died.” 233 explained aggressively, then said, “By the way, Host, why are your eyes blind?”

Lu Ming said indifferently, “My aura is overused, so my eyes are temporarily blind.”

233 waved his tail, took the initiative to collect Lu Ming’s blood, pulled out a small test bench from the storage space, tinkered with it for a long time, and then said, puzzled, “How strange, master’s body does not have any abnormalities! All the data is normal!”

233 yelled and stammered, “Oh my God! Lord, Host, what have you been through during my absence that you dare not look back on? You’re actually-“

Lu Ming faintly froze, immediately had a bad feeling, “Actually what?”

“Actually, actually pregnant!” 233 replied incredulously, then screamed and jumped off Lu Ming’s shoulders, spinning in place, holding out his claws and clutching his little horn, wailing in pain, “No, no, no, this isn’t scientific.”

Lu Ming felt like he was drunk, completely stiff. It took a long time before a few words came out of his mouth and he gritted his teeth and said, “What did you say?”

 

 

 

 

 

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