Mary Sue: A Faithful Adaptation

Mary Sue: A Faithful Adaptation

Mary Sue: A Faithful Adaptation

by Lu Tianyi

写实派玛丽苏

Genre: BL, Comedy, Mary Sue Parody

Novel Status in Country of Origin: Finished, 48 chapters + 16 extras

Translator: J.

Editor: Addis

Keywords: comedy, slow burn romance, semi-consensual role play, mild food porn, spanking, play biting, manipulative characters, tentacle porn

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SUMMARY:

Exiled Rebels Scanlations Summary

A cute editor and his handsome, domineering boss are transported to a faithfully recreated Mary Sue1 universe by the collective resentment of the Mary Sue authors he had rejected. It is a world where the protagonist poops rainbow pellets, sleeps on beds the size of football fields, and mood-signaling flower petals constantly fall out of his hair like dandruff. In order to return to the real world, the protagonist must team up with his stony-faced boss and act out the ridiculous plot of a Mary Sue novel in a cat-and-mouse chase between the lightning-storm-wielding jealous fiancé and the skittish runaway groom. There is also a cornucopia of ridiculously good-looking male NPCs that the protagonist must seduce in order to escape this world. This is a fast-paced, hilarious Mary Sue parody where acting skills are challenged, secret crushes revealed and kinky fantasies are put on repeat until every detail is fulfilled according to the stringent requirements set out by the AU’s operating system.

Author’s Summary 

The straight-laced protagonist is an editor at a female-oriented online literary platform. Due to his penchant for principles, he has offended many Mary Sue writers who wanted to be signed by the literary platform.

“Sorry, your writing is pretentious and childish, it’s not up to signing standard.”

“Sorry, your plot lacks common sense and logic, it’s not up to signing standard.”

The combined resentment from all the rejected Mary Sue writers transports the protagonist to a world recreated from a Mary Sue novel.

However, that is not the worst part, the worst part is that the outrageous descriptions from the Mary Sue novels have all been faithfully recreated in every detail…

The protagonist has to frantically sprint to the toilet every morning in an enormous mansion the size of ten hectares as if he’s running for his life.

The protagonist is afraid to cry, or even yawn too forcefully because his character design dictates that his tears will turn into diamonds and that he will go blind from them.

When the protagonist is happy, rose petals fall from his head; when he is upset, cherry blossoms fall from his head. Even when the protagonist decides to shave his head, the character design forces his hair to grow back in ten minutes.

The protagonist’s father recharges his MetroCard ten million dollars at a time. When the protagonist asks his father to just buy him a Ferrari instead, his father kindly declines, because the novel isn’t written that way.

The most horrible part is that the protagonist is betrothed to the son of the leader of the largest financial consortium in the Mary Sue world. That retard has mixed bloodlines from 18 different countries. He is one year older than the protagonist and claims that when he was one month old, he fell madly in love with the protagonist who was only a fertilized egg at the time. Every time the protagonist sees his ‘fiancé’ he wants to bludgeon him to death, but he can only lay lovingly in his arms in accordance with the novel’s storyline…

 

CHAPTERS:

Mary Sue Chapter 1: That author must really hate me!

Mary Sue Chapter 2: A head full of fuzzy baby curls!

Mary Sue Chapter 3: A liquid rainbow bridge!

Mary Sue Chapter 4: Heaven help me (A vast white wilderness)!

Mary Sue Chapter 5: Fifty metres per second (110 miles per hour)!

Mary Sue Chapter 6: I love my job!

Mary Sue Chapter 7: Smack my boss across the face!

Mary Sue Chapter 8: A human-shaped potato!

Mary Sue Chapter 9: You dare run away from me?!

Mary Sue Chapter 10: Murder by sight!

Mary Sue Chapter 11: There’s no need to wait for the season to change!

Mary Sue Chapter 12: Falling petals of joy!

Mary Sue Chapter 13: This little fairy isn’t interested!

Mary Sue Chapter 14: A mysterious spark!

Mary Sue Chapter 15: A bunch of human-shaped experience points!

Mary Sue Chapter 16: Looks like it’s in the bag!

Mary Sue Chapter 17: Affection (very narrowly) +1

Mary Sue Chapter 18: So temperamental!

Mary Sue Chapter 19: Just like real kissing!

Mary Sue Chapter 20: The straightest man and the second straightest man in the universe!

Mary Sue Chapter 21: The wedding, take one!

Mary Sue Chapter 22: Letting go of all earthly desires!

Mary Sue Chapter 23: Am I the only one laughing for real?!

Mary Sue Chapter 24: Smack!

Mary Sue Chapter 25: Get your mind out of the gutter!

Mary Sue Chapter 26: Electric energy powered by love!

Mary Sue Chapter 27: Even the ocean will cry out in his name!

Mary Sue Chapter 28: Hurry up and propose to me already!

Mary Sue Chapter 29: Attention!

Mary Sue Chapter 30: Super heartless!

Mary Sue Chapter 31: Philandering scumbag husband!

Mary Sue Chapter 32: Where’s my tail?!

Mary Sue Chapter 33: Mutated cherry-blossoms!

Mary Sue Chapter 34: Love and hope will cure all!

Mary Sue Chapter 35: Up in the clouds!

Mary Sue Chapter 36: Food from the real world sounds nice as well!

Mary Sue Chapter 37: The chief executive is degenerating into a villain!

Mary Sue Chapter 38: Let the carnage begin!

Mary Sue Chapter 39: A dangerous beauty who leads to the fall of empires!

Mary Sue Chapter 40: You call that a confession?!

Mary Sue Chapter 41: Huangfu-gege!

Mary Sue Chapter 42: I hate pretentious people!

Mary Sue Chapter 43: An endless applause from the bedroom!

Mary Sue Chapter 44: Flowers raining down from heaven!

Mary Sue Chapter 45: Not again!

Mary Sue Chapter 46: A rainbow after the thunderstorm!

Mary Sue Chapter 47: A depraved soul rubbing his hands in anticipation!

Mary Sue Chapter 48: A fairytale ending!

Mary Sue Chapter 49: Extra – An instruction manual on how to correctly operate the Mary Sue world

Mary Sue Chapter 50: The gentle doctor and his cold-loving stray (Part 1)

Mary Sue Chapter 51: The gentle doctor and his cold-loving stray (Part 2)

Mary Sue Chapter 52: The gentle doctor and his cold-loving stray (Part 3)

Mary Sue Chapter 53: The gentle doctor and his cold-loving stray (Part 4)

Mary Sue Chapter 54: The gentle doctor and his cold-loving stray (Part 5)

Mary Sue Chapter 55: The gentle doctor and his cold-loving stray (Part 6)

Mary Sue Chapter 56: The gentle doctor and his cold-loving stray (Part 7)

Mary Sue Chapter 57: The proud admiral and his flirtatious rogue (Part 1)

Mary Sue Chapter 58: The proud admiral and his flirtatious rogue (Part 2)

Mary Sue Chapter 59: The proud admiral and his flirtatious rogue (Part 3)

Mary Sue Chapter 60: The proud admiral and his flirtatious rogue (Part 4)

Mary Sue Chapter 61: The proud admiral and his flirtatious rogue (Part 5)

Mary Sue Chapter 62: The proud admiral and his flirtatious rogue (Part 6)

Mary Sue Chapter 63: The proud admiral and his flirtatious rogue (Part 7)

Mary Sue Chapter 64: Extra – Diet Tales: Stories from Mr. and Mr. Shen-Ye’s lives in the real world

Mary Sue Translator’s Epilogue: Thank you! [END]

Translator Notes:

  1. Mary Sue is a term used to describe a fictional character, usually female, who is seen as too perfect and almost boring for lack of flaws, originally written as an idealized version of an author in fanfiction. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue

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