Chapter 367: A Pessimistic Situation
Translated by Jouissance of Exiled Rebels Scanlations
DaoXin Academyâs situation was a little strange.
You XiaoMo had originally hoped that the Grand Elder could send people to take back the spirit gems, but then he realized that the elites of the school couldnât be sent out.
Hei Tian couldnât deal with Qiu Ranâs group alone and the other elders couldnât leave. They had to defend DaoXin Academy and prevent the Demon Beast Tide from the deep mountains from invading. This was also the true reason behind why the Academy only had Duan QiTian and Hei Tian to oversee the Boundless Sea event.
So, considering the current situation, DaoXin Academy probably couldnât take back those spirit gems.
âNow what? Are we just going to âgiftâ the spirit gems to Qiu Ran?â You XiaoMo hurriedly ran in front of Ling Xiao. It felt terrible to have to âgiftâ their spirit gems to someone they hated, and thirty percent was way too much. One piece was more like it.
âThen what do you want to do?â Ling Xiao asked lazily.
You XiaoMo paused before remembering the family meeting Ling Xiao really loved recently and his excitement calmed a little. âWhy do you think Qiu Ranâs first move would be to steal those spirit gems?â
Hearing this, Ling Xiaoâs devil-may-care attitude immediately changed, asking in amusement, âWhat you actually wanted to ask was how can we get those spirit gems back, right?â
You XiaoMo retorted seriously. âWhat are you talking about? I can think too.â
Ling Xiao looked at him in doubt. âIs that so? But doesnât thinking require a brain?â
You XiaoMo: âAre you implying I donât have a brain?â
Ling Xiao unexpectedly shook his head, saying with a smile, âNo. The fact that you can think of implications means that you have something in there.â
Fuck, that double meaning!
No matter how you interpreted it, it was still saying he didnât have any brains.
You XiaoMo once again was given a demonstration of Ling Xiaoâs IQ and mean personality.
You XiaoMo selectively ignored his words. If Ling Xiao refused to answer, then heâd think for himself. He didnât believe he wouldnât be able to figure it out. When thereâs a will, thereâs a way.
âHey, do you think Qiu Ran stole those spirit gems because of the two powerhouses he had brought with him? His appearance couldnât have been a coincidence and Qiu Ran had taken so much damage. The grand elder said heâd need several years to recover, yet his status is already much improved. Is there any connection between that?â
Ling Xiao poured a cup of water, handing it to him. âDrink some first, take it slow.â
âOh, thanks!â You XiaoMo drank the cup of water in one go and returned the cup to Ling Xiao, continuing to speak. âAnd last time, at the Boundless Sea, Netherworld Siren said that they had told their higher-ups about us. Itâs already been almost four months, so how come the Vermillion Blood Family still hasnât sent anyone? Or have the people they sent already arrived?â
There were too many questions, You XiaoMo feltâŠ
âIs your brain in knots yet?â Ling Xiao asked, smiling.
You XiaoMo, â⊠It is.â
Ling Xiao supported his chin in one palm. âI only just realized that being simple-minded isnât always a good thing.â
You XiaoMo could feel black lines on his face. It was clear that Ling Xiao was talking about him.
Ling Xiao then continued. âActually, you donât need to think in such circles, just assume that the two powerhouses Qiu Ran called over are the people Netherworld Siren was talking about, no?â
âTrue. Their presence was too strange and I hear no oneâs seen their true face. If they were powerhouses from the LongXiang continent, then someone must know something about them, but thereâs been no word whatsoever.â The more You XiaoMo thought, the more probable it seemed.
Ling Xiao said, âSo, itâs very likely that Qiu Ran provided them with intel and they helped Qiu Ran face DaoXin Academy, taking the chance to try and force us out, butâŠâ
âBut what?â
âBut thereâs good chance that they arenât the people Netherworld Siren was talking about.â
âWhy?â
Ling Xiao gave him a meaningful look, as if he was getting anxious about You XiaoMoâs intelligence.
Ling Xiao sighed. âYouâve forgotten, Netherworld Siren knows our names. If they had told their higher-ups about us, then those people must know what sort of role we have in the DaoXin Academy. If thatâs true, then they wouldnât need Qiu Ran to give them intel, so they might have something to do with the people who were chased off at the TianXin sect. However, this is all a guess; I canât be certain yet.â
You XiaoMo was enlightened. Ok, he got it now.
The reason why Qiu Ran stole thirty percent of the spirit gems was to try and see if he could force them out of hiding, because those people didnât really understand their situation, so this was their only choice.
HoweverâŠ
âThen donât we only have two choices here? One is to expose ourselves and steal the spirit gems, the second is to just âgiftâ them the spirit gems.â You XiaoMo looked at him plaintively.
Ling Xiao sighed lightly. âWho told you that we only had two choices? Isnât there a third?â
You XiaoMoâs eyes lit up, âWhat is it?â
âItâs, of course, temporarily storing those spirit gems there.â
âBut we canât just sit here and wait, right?â
âYeah, trueâŠâ
After that, another five days passed. Hei Tian had gone to test out the powerhouses Qiu Ran had brought with him and found that their strength was on par with his. One of them was at the same level, and the other was only weaker by a star. Under this situation, the only way to proceed was if Duan QiTian helped out.
Then, Hei Tian returned to DaoXin Academy and never left again.
You XiaoMo could guess the Grand Elderâs intentions and actually wanted to tell Ling Xiao that while they couldnât get the spirit gems back now, the grand elder probably wouldnât just leave it at that.
ButâŠ
Not long after, the situation changed in a way even Ling Xiao hadnât expected.
They heard that one of the powerhouses Qiu Ran had brought left and that person was the one who had gone to Boundless Sea for the spirit gems.
After You XiaoMo heard this, he immediately jumped to his feet. âThey actually went there!â
Ling Xiao pressed his hand against his forehead. âYeah, seems like their IQ is even higher than yours.â
You XiaoMo glared at him. You just canât go a day without insulting my intelligence, can you? âYou said we were going to store the spirit gems there temporarily, but what do we do now that one of them is leaving?â
âAlright, I know, then letâs go and take it back,â Ling Xiao said helplessly.
âThen when do we strike?â You XiaoMo asked him in excitement.
âWhen? Wait a day or two first.â Ling Xiao hid his face behind his hand, his eyes seeming to hint at some deeper thought behind the gaps between his fingers.
You XiaoMo didnât understand. If they waited a day or two, that guy mightâve gone back already. However, he restrained himself, because he knew that Ling Xiao had to have some sort of plan.
âChirp~chirp~â The little chick, seeing that the two had finished talking, suddenly flew up, letting out two excited cries and spitting out two embers as if burping.
You XiaoMo took this chance immediately, wanted to take him down from atop his head, but⊠âOw~â The little chick didnât forget to keep a grip on his hair. He had really made his head into a nest. Why?
Ling Xiao laughed aloud at this.
Two days passed by quietlyâŠ
On that day, CatQiu slowly walked in from outside on his short legs.
There was a whirl of wind and CatQiu disappearedâŠ
âSo?â You XiaoMo asked impatiently, holding up CatQiuâs fluffy body.
âChirp?â The little chick looked at CatQiu in curiosity.
CatQiu blinked his big, round eyes. He had been sent to do reconnaissance because he could transform into anyone and imitate their presence. This was his strength. After You XiaoMo and Ling Xiaoâs discussion the other day, Ling Xiao had sent him into the Teng Family, where Qiu Ran and the other two were.
âTheyâre all there,â CatQiu replied.
Ling Xiao, who had just sat up on the bed, lay down again. âSee, it was a trick, as expected.â
You XiaoMo put CatQiu down. âHow do you know?â
Ling Xiao said, âItâs simple. During this special period of time, they wouldnât dare to operate alone. If one left, theyâll only have four people left if you count the Teng family head. If DaoXin Academy, the BaiLi family and the Tong family teamed up, do you think Qiu Ran and the others would have a chance?â
âSo you mean that this was a trap to lure us out.â You XiaoMoâs spirits fell immediately. âBut even if they all worked together, they still wouldnât have a chance against you, right?â
âThatâs true.â Ling Xiao crossed his legs. âWhat Iâm worried about isnât them, but those who are hiding in the shadows. Their target is you and they know that weâre in DaoXin Academy. Whatâs worse, they even know our names.â
âThen what do we do?â You XiaoMo felt that the situation was becoming more and more complicated.
âTry to stay close to me and, in the near future, reduce the amount of times you go into your dimension. They probably canât confirm that itâs on you and are probably keeping watch on you even now.â
âOk, anything else?â
âAlso, my shoulders ache a little, come and give me a massage.â
ââŠâ

I love LX and Momo as a xouple but I feel a bit annoyed that LX teases Momo’s intelligence to that degree.
Thank you for the chapter
CatQiu can talk! đ€Ż
LOL only LX would want massage in such dire situations but I also feel as if LX doesn’t really love YXM… I mean how could he be so rude to the guy he loves.. Doesn’t make any sense.
Boss is so shaneless đ
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Thank you for the translation
Ah this is perfect! Momo can give bos ling xiao a message then ling xiao give me a message! My hopeful thinking đ
Thanks for the update ! đ
This hubby is very funny hahaha
Momo IQ….ah. Anyway, thanks so much for the updates. I look forward to them a lot and have a nice day đ
MuchĂsimas gracias por el capĂtulo đ đ
Thank you for the update!
I feel like You Xiao Mo is now a fulltime wife who has to give massage to the hubby and rear the baby chick all day long.
For some reason I want them to have a fall out ark.
Like all this time ling , and all the demon beasts, have been calling momo stupid either to his face or behind his back.
I would really like for momo to do something to warrant the main character stats đ
Or have ling do something that makes momo sad and leave , while the demon beast follow him because his their master and thru his time alone they come to respect momo.
Boss is mean and sweet lol..which one isit đ
Ok ya know..i used to like LX-but now he is just irritating. He needs to stop picking on Momo so much. Momo aint that stupid! He did survive transmigration(even if that jerk LX doesn’t know about it), he was smart enough to learn the history & geography of his new home, he learned the hierachy of mages, he learned cultivation on his own, learned quicker was to make pills & how to use the dimension to his advantage. On top of that he learn how to make $$$ all by himself!! And alot of that was b4 that jerk Boss… Read more »
P.S. Momo is still a TEENAGER from another world not some 100s plus yr old DIVINE CLASS beast! Momo does not have the experience or the power to be on par with that jerk Boss!
Ok after reading the comments above Iâve realized that boss is really being super mean to the point that it makes me sad for momo at first it comes to me as just teasing but I have to agree that with the comments aboveđą
I think its just how thier family works⊠i mean even they bully momo all the timeâŠbut when it comes on danger momoâs life is thier first priorty.. LX even he is mean.. His mind is always set in momoâs improvements and safety⊠And hey LX is a beast we cant expect him to act as a normal human..and for momoâs contracted beast we know that all of them is a high level beast..they have pride..that i think is the reason why they act superior against momo..but that doesnt mean they dont love and respect momo..đđđ lets enjoy thier story… Read more »
So many readers are butt-hurt for Momo and yeah I am kinda pissed with Ling Xiao’s ‘I am forever superior and intelligent than you’ attitude. Hopefully there will be a chapter where Momo can teach him a lesson instead
I find these butt hurt comments hilarious. đ
I want someone to go for Xiao and really unnerve LX. Momo is, for the most part, a cutie, and I wanna see LX sweat over this relationship. But eh we shall see – I don’t think the author will deviate from the whole wife-hubby schpeal.
So many….sensitive people in the comments this chapter.
Wait so is the chick LX’s distant cousin or something….? đ I meant to ask this in an earlier chapter but I forgot.
I can’t stopp thinking that yxm is really a bit low on IQ
I am fascinated by Momo’s father… who was he, that he could leave Momo the Vermilion Blood Clan’s heirloom, or did he steal it? If not, what does that make Momo? A part daemon blood too?
Momo needs to be really careful. What will happen next? đŹ
Thank you for translating.
LX really is an a**. And the contract beasts arenât much better. At this point my blood pressure seems to rise every time I hear LX open his mouth. While he doesnât know that Momo is from another world and so learning as he goesâŠfor someone to call someone their wife I would imagine there needs to be more uplifting comments and care versus the current and constant tear down. Now Momo is even calling himself an idiot. Momo, just go find your older brothers, that would be much better.