Chapter 367: A Pessimistic Situation
Translated by Jouissance of Exiled Rebels Scanlations
DaoXin Academyās situation was a little strange.
You XiaoMo had originally hoped that the Grand Elder could send people to take back the spirit gems, but then he realized that the elites of the school couldnāt be sent out.
Hei Tian couldnāt deal with Qiu Ranās group alone and the other elders couldnāt leave. They had to defend DaoXin Academy and prevent the Demon Beast Tide from the deep mountains from invading. This was also the true reason behind why the Academy only had Duan QiTian and Hei Tian to oversee the Boundless Sea event.
So, considering the current situation, DaoXin Academy probably couldnāt take back those spirit gems.
āNow what? Are we just going to āgiftā the spirit gems to Qiu Ran?ā You XiaoMo hurriedly ran in front of Ling Xiao. It felt terrible to have to āgiftā their spirit gems to someone they hated, and thirty percent was way too much. One piece was more like it.
āThen what do you want to do?ā Ling Xiao asked lazily.
You XiaoMo paused before remembering the family meeting Ling Xiao really loved recently and his excitement calmed a little. āWhy do you think Qiu Ranās first move would be to steal those spirit gems?ā
Hearing this, Ling Xiaoās devil-may-care attitude immediately changed, asking in amusement, āWhat you actually wanted to ask was how can we get those spirit gems back, right?ā
You XiaoMo retorted seriously. āWhat are you talking about? I can think too.ā
Ling Xiao looked at him in doubt. āIs that so? But doesnāt thinking require a brain?ā
You XiaoMo: āAre you implying I donāt have a brain?ā
Ling Xiao unexpectedly shook his head, saying with a smile, āNo. The fact that you can think of implications means that you have something in there.ā
Fuck, that double meaning!
No matter how you interpreted it, it was still saying he didnāt have any brains.
You XiaoMo once again was given a demonstration of Ling Xiaoās IQ and mean personality.
You XiaoMo selectively ignored his words. If Ling Xiao refused to answer, then heād think for himself. He didnāt believe he wouldnāt be able to figure it out. When thereās a will, thereās a way.
āHey, do you think Qiu Ran stole those spirit gems because of the two powerhouses he had brought with him? His appearance couldnāt have been a coincidence and Qiu Ran had taken so much damage. The grand elder said heād need several years to recover, yet his status is already much improved. Is there any connection between that?ā
Ling Xiao poured a cup of water, handing it to him. āDrink some first, take it slow.ā
āOh, thanks!ā You XiaoMo drank the cup of water in one go and returned the cup to Ling Xiao, continuing to speak. āAnd last time, at the Boundless Sea, Netherworld Siren said that they had told their higher-ups about us. Itās already been almost four months, so how come the Vermillion Blood Family still hasnāt sent anyone? Or have the people they sent already arrived?ā
There were too many questions, You XiaoMo feltā¦
āIs your brain in knots yet?ā Ling Xiao asked, smiling.
You XiaoMo, ā⦠It is.ā
Ling Xiao supported his chin in one palm. āI only just realized that being simple-minded isnāt always a good thing.ā
You XiaoMo could feel black lines on his face. It was clear that Ling Xiao was talking about him.
Ling Xiao then continued. āActually, you donāt need to think in such circles, just assume that the two powerhouses Qiu Ran called over are the people Netherworld Siren was talking about, no?ā
āTrue. Their presence was too strange and I hear no oneās seen their true face. If they were powerhouses from the LongXiang continent, then someone must know something about them, but thereās been no word whatsoever.ā The more You XiaoMo thought, the more probable it seemed.
Ling Xiao said, āSo, itās very likely that Qiu Ran provided them with intel and they helped Qiu Ran face DaoXin Academy, taking the chance to try and force us out, butā¦ā
āBut what?ā
āBut thereās good chance that they arenāt the people Netherworld Siren was talking about.ā
āWhy?ā
Ling Xiao gave him a meaningful look, as if he was getting anxious about You XiaoMoās intelligence.
Ling Xiao sighed. āYouāve forgotten, Netherworld Siren knows our names. If they had told their higher-ups about us, then those people must know what sort of role we have in the DaoXin Academy. If thatās true, then they wouldnāt need Qiu Ran to give them intel, so they might have something to do with the people who were chased off at the TianXin sect. However, this is all a guess; I canāt be certain yet.ā
You XiaoMo was enlightened. Ok, he got it now.
The reason why Qiu Ran stole thirty percent of the spirit gems was to try and see if he could force them out of hiding, because those people didnāt really understand their situation, so this was their only choice.
Howeverā¦
āThen donāt we only have two choices here? One is to expose ourselves and steal the spirit gems, the second is to just āgiftā them the spirit gems.ā You XiaoMo looked at him plaintively.
Ling Xiao sighed lightly. āWho told you that we only had two choices? Isnāt there a third?ā
You XiaoMoās eyes lit up, āWhat is it?ā
āItās, of course, temporarily storing those spirit gems there.ā
āBut we canāt just sit here and wait, right?ā
āYeah, trueā¦ā
After that, another five days passed. Hei Tian had gone to test out the powerhouses Qiu Ran had brought with him and found that their strength was on par with his. One of them was at the same level, and the other was only weaker by a star. Under this situation, the only way to proceed was if Duan QiTian helped out.
Then, Hei Tian returned to DaoXin Academy and never left again.
You XiaoMo could guess the Grand Elderās intentions and actually wanted to tell Ling Xiao that while they couldnāt get the spirit gems back now, the grand elder probably wouldnāt just leave it at that.
Butā¦
Not long after, the situation changed in a way even Ling Xiao hadnāt expected.
They heard that one of the powerhouses Qiu Ran had brought left and that person was the one who had gone to Boundless Sea for the spirit gems.
After You XiaoMo heard this, he immediately jumped to his feet. āThey actually went there!ā
Ling Xiao pressed his hand against his forehead. āYeah, seems like their IQ is even higher than yours.ā
You XiaoMo glared at him. You just canāt go a day without insulting my intelligence, can you? āYou said we were going to store the spirit gems there temporarily, but what do we do now that one of them is leaving?ā
āAlright, I know, then letās go and take it back,ā Ling Xiao said helplessly.
āThen when do we strike?ā You XiaoMo asked him in excitement.
āWhen? Wait a day or two first.ā Ling Xiao hid his face behind his hand, his eyes seeming to hint at some deeper thought behind the gaps between his fingers.
You XiaoMo didnāt understand. If they waited a day or two, that guy mightāve gone back already. However, he restrained himself, because he knew that Ling Xiao had to have some sort of plan.
āChirp~chirp~ā The little chick, seeing that the two had finished talking, suddenly flew up, letting out two excited cries and spitting out two embers as if burping.
You XiaoMo took this chance immediately, wanted to take him down from atop his head, but⦠āOw~ā The little chick didnāt forget to keep a grip on his hair. He had really made his head into a nest. Why?
Ling Xiao laughed aloud at this.
Two days passed by quietlyā¦
On that day, CatQiu slowly walked in from outside on his short legs.
There was a whirl of wind and CatQiu disappearedā¦
āSo?ā You XiaoMo asked impatiently, holding up CatQiuās fluffy body.
āChirp?ā The little chick looked at CatQiu in curiosity.
CatQiu blinked his big, round eyes. He had been sent to do reconnaissance because he could transform into anyone and imitate their presence. This was his strength. After You XiaoMo and Ling Xiaoās discussion the other day, Ling Xiao had sent him into the Teng Family, where Qiu Ran and the other two were.
āTheyāre all there,ā CatQiu replied.
Ling Xiao, who had just sat up on the bed, lay down again. āSee, it was a trick, as expected.ā
You XiaoMo put CatQiu down. āHow do you know?ā
Ling Xiao said, āItās simple. During this special period of time, they wouldnāt dare to operate alone. If one left, theyāll only have four people left if you count the Teng family head. If DaoXin Academy, the BaiLi family and the Tong family teamed up, do you think Qiu Ran and the others would have a chance?ā
āSo you mean that this was a trap to lure us out.ā You XiaoMoās spirits fell immediately. āBut even if they all worked together, they still wouldnāt have a chance against you, right?ā
āThatās true.ā Ling Xiao crossed his legs. āWhat Iām worried about isnāt them, but those who are hiding in the shadows. Their target is you and they know that weāre in DaoXin Academy. Whatās worse, they even know our names.ā
āThen what do we do?ā You XiaoMo felt that the situation was becoming more and more complicated.
āTry to stay close to me and, in the near future, reduce the amount of times you go into your dimension. They probably canāt confirm that itās on you and are probably keeping watch on you even now.ā
āOk, anything else?ā
āAlso, my shoulders ache a little, come and give me a massage.ā
āā¦ā

I love LX and Momo as a xouple but I feel a bit annoyed that LX teases Momo’s intelligence to that degree.
Thank you for the chapter
Agreed. Momo is just ābook-smart, life-dumbā
CatQiu can talk! š¤Æ
LOL only LX would want massage in such dire situations but I also feel as if LX doesn’t really love YXM… I mean how could he be so rude to the guy he loves.. Doesn’t make any sense.
Well you’re right he likes teasing and annoying Momo, and he is basically a meany.
BUT, you can see that appart from Momo he is indefferent to anything just watching from afar, not caring at all. It made me think that this his way of showing affection, and to be fare couple do tease each other a lot because it’s fun and not meant to harm just to joke around, and your significant other is the only one who you let tease you in a certain way and knows you anough to do so. It shows intimacy.
About the brutality we witnessed in their sex life, I can just guess that since he is a beast and his caracter is in accordance with their world in which brut force is everything, it’s the way he likes it. I can’t seem to gras if Momo likes it or not because he kind of says the opposite of what he wants when they are intimate…
He is mean in general
He’s not human. What do you expect? His concept of love is also different than that of a normal human being. And there are all kinds of love and different kinds of couple, even in real life. It will be boring if they’re all the same. He’s never been normal he said so himself. And he would be even more ruthless if it wasn’t for Momo who brings out some humanity in him. He doesn’t have one to begin with, until Momo. I wish people would stop blaming him for this flaw of his. Not everyone is perfect. And its their relationship, their business. If you think he does not love Momo, then you must not have understand him as a character. I think thats as much as a non human (beast) can love another. He’s always being mean, he’s not some goody two shoes with a white lotus heart, and Momo loves him just the same and vice versa. And Momo ain’t no delicate damsel who couldn’t take a few teasings. This is their relationship dynamics. I’m not gonna judge on anyone’s relationship, be it fiction or real life. Mine is just as wild and chaotic.
P.S :Love is not always fluffiness and softness mixed in with honey. It also has a sharp edge, does not mean the love is any less or inferior, it just have all kinds of flavors.
Right?? I’ve started to doubt it for a long time now
If he didn’t really love Momo, he wouldn’t call him his wife, wouldn’t do everything and give him everything he wants, wouldn’t allow Momo to treat him as an equal (others wouldn’t get away with stuff he does), wouldn’t protect him and defend him. He is not a human and he is a Divine being ~ compare that with how many of the humans behave at levels beneath that, but still powerful. He’s not particularly arrogant (strongly confident though) and rarely kills indiscriminately, but thinks nothing of removing adversaries or those looking for trouble. Yes he teases Momo quite savagely at times, but Momo can take it, it’s how they are. Momo doesn’t need sweet but empty words, when he is shown love in many more meaningful ways. Even their rough sex now gives Momo pleasure too; his thoughts have stated that. The good from Ling Xiao far outweighs the ‘bad’ in their relationship. Great characters, both with flaws.
Boss is so shaneless š
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Thank you for the translation
Ah this is perfect! Momo can give bos ling xiao a message then ling xiao give me a message! My hopeful thinking š
Thanks for the update ! š
This hubby is very funny hahaha
Momo IQ….ah. Anyway, thanks so much for the updates. I look forward to them a lot and have a nice day š
MuchĆsimas gracias por el capĆtulo š š
Thank you for the update!
I feel like You Xiao Mo is now a fulltime wife who has to give massage to the hubby and rear the baby chick all day long.
For some reason I want them to have a fall out ark.
Like all this time ling , and all the demon beasts, have been calling momo stupid either to his face or behind his back.
I would really like for momo to do something to warrant the main character stats š
Or have ling do something that makes momo sad and leave , while the demon beast follow him because his their master and thru his time alone they come to respect momo.
Boss Ling is also one of Momo’s contract beast, he is the 1st and the only life bonded. So Boss won’t lrave Momo no matter what. Because his wife is his lifebound mate, if Momo died LX will be dying (like what happened to Netherworld Siren when Dong Shen was killed).
when did they create the lifebound contract? i thought it was just an oath contract and not a mage beast contract… but yeah. i really want ling xiao to quit putting down momo by calling him stupid all the time. it is disrespectful towards your partner… and momo is smart in a different way than LX.. c’mon. and yeah, the contract beasts need to also quit with the attitude
Yes, usually I go whatever whenever LX keeps calling YXM stupid and whatnot but in this chapter, it was way too excessive. Even YXM thinks himself as having low IQ because of LX and the demon beasts keeps insulting him. Imagine being called stupid by your s/o almost all the time..I wouldn’t be able to take it anymore.
agree. I’m so on the fence with this story.
Boss is mean and sweet lol..which one isit š
Ok ya know..i used to like LX-but now he is just irritating. He needs to stop picking on Momo so much. Momo aint that stupid! He did survive transmigration(even if that jerk LX doesn’t know about it), he was smart enough to learn the history & geography of his new home, he learned the hierachy of mages, he learned cultivation on his own, learned quicker was to make pills & how to use the dimension to his advantage. On top of that he learn how to make $$$ all by himself!! And alot of that was b4 that jerk Boss started taking advantage of him! Dang!! Nobody elses “wife” gets treated that bad!! Anyway you see this its mental abuse! Momo is sweet & cute & deserves better! I’m gonna hear now boz i am dissing the main character just watch! Anyway Thank You for the chapter!
P.S. Momo is still a TEENAGER from another world not some 100s plus yr old DIVINE CLASS beast! Momo does not have the experience or the power to be on par with that jerk Boss!
Ok after reading the comments above Iāve realized that boss is really being super mean to the point that it makes me sad for momo at first it comes to me as just teasing but I have to agree that with the comments aboveš¢
I think its just how thier family works⦠i mean even they bully momo all the timeā¦but when it comes on danger momoās life is thier first priorty.. LX even he is mean.. His mind is always set in momoās improvements and safety⦠And hey LX is a beast we cant expect him to act as a normal human..and for momoās contracted beast we know that all of them is a high level beast..they have pride..that i think is the reason why they act superior against momo..but that doesnt mean they dont love and respect momo..ššš lets enjoy thier story and adventure momo still have long way to go to ein his contracted beast respect..
Ya I agree
Everyone kinda forget LX isn’t human
I don’t think wild animals will treat their young so we’ll. They will just nurture, protect n train their young ones n not pamper them like we do human kids
So many readers are butt-hurt for Momo and yeah I am kinda pissed with Ling Xiao’s ‘I am forever superior and intelligent than you’ attitude. Hopefully there will be a chapter where Momo can teach him a lesson instead
I find these butt hurt comments hilarious. š
I want someone to go for Xiao and really unnerve LX. Momo is, for the most part, a cutie, and I wanna see LX sweat over this relationship. But eh we shall see – I don’t think the author will deviate from the whole wife-hubby schpeal.
So many….sensitive people in the comments this chapter.
Exactly..so annoying. If they know they are easily triggered and is overly sensitive and pressed over a fictional work, why do they torture themselves and read on lol. I’m frustrated that LMW’s comment sections also got toxic readers who nitpick and hate on every thing instead of quietly reading. Last time i’m gonna read the comments or put a comment. I’m trying to enjoy this ‘fictional’ work as much as i can while escaping real life, but they are ruining it everytime when this or that happens.
Wait so is the chick LX’s distant cousin or something….? š I meant to ask this in an earlier chapter but I forgot.
I can’t stopp thinking that yxm is really a bit low on IQ
I am fascinated by Momo’s father… who was he, that he could leave Momo the Vermilion Blood Clan’s heirloom, or did he steal it? If not, what does that make Momo? A part daemon blood too?
Momo needs to be really careful. What will happen next? š¬
Thank you for translating.
…. what will happen next?… a massage, durr š¤£š
LX really is an a**. And the contract beasts arenāt much better. At this point my blood pressure seems to rise every time I hear LX open his mouth. While he doesnāt know that Momo is from another world and so learning as he goesā¦for someone to call someone their wife I would imagine there needs to be more uplifting comments and care versus the current and constant tear down. Now Momo is even calling himself an idiot. Momo, just go find your older brothers, that would be much better.