I Don’t Have Pheromones, You Smelled Wrong

 by Road Warrior

Chinese Information: 我没信息素，你闻错了 by 路侠

Year: 2022

Genre: BL, omegaverse, dragons, non-humans, hybrids, half-humans, interstellar, mecha, children, m-preg, mermaids, apocalypse, zombies, ML falls in love first, 

Novel Status in Country of Origin: 190 Chapters

Translator: Addis

Editor: Karai

~~~~Brought to you by ExR~~~~

SUMMARY:

In Stardate 3275, Imperial Marshal Heinrich Chu returned to the long-lost home planet of humanity, causing an all-interstellar sensation as the Empire unleashed the wide popularity of Earth.

As a researcher of ancient Earth cultures, Lin Xu’s salt fish life at the museum was forced to end. He gets upset when he sees the cold face of Heinrich Chu, the main culprit in the promotional image – he traveled from the post-apocalyptic world to the interstellar era and wanted to retire in peace, not to work from morning till night. So, when the Lord Marshal asked whether the evil dragon of ancient Earth and the captive princess had offspring, and what happened to the offspring.

Lin Xu replied, “This is only a legend, the real situation is that there was a hybrid offspring of a donkey and a horse on ancient Earth, named a mule, and due to the reproductive isolation of the parents, this hybrid offspring was not able to reproduce.”

Heinrich Chu’s always cold and arrogant expression showed a crack. It was well known that the Marshal was a human-dragon hybrid alpha, the light of the Empire and the savior of humanity, but underneath the heavy honors, people still felt sorry for him. — Because, Heinrich Chu could neither smell omega pheromones nor feel draconic estrus phase hormones, and still had no mate.

Lin Xu’s insinuating example was rubbing salt into his wound.

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Later, Lin Xu looked at the round, slippery eggs cradled by his own mermaid’s tail in the nest and never doubted the human biological science theory so much.

Lin Xu asked the man lying next to him, “When we first met, why did you ask for the story of the evil dragon and the princess?”

The Marshal circled his lover and the eggs with his tail, rubbed the tip of his tail against Lin Xu’s waist and replied, “Because, you smelled so sweet, and for the first time I… wanted to mark and make eggs with someone.”

Lin Xu, “…Don’t be perverted.”

He was tempted to remind him that he was a purebred, single-sex, pheromone free ancient Earth human.

… What the fuck do you smell?

 

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