When a Fujoshi Enters the Wrong World
Author: Qiu Ling
作者：秋凌
A fujoshi (female fan of male-male relationships) transmigrated into a world of male-male relationships. She aimed to become a dominant female figure in the male-dominated world. Eventually, she succeeded, but the world she transmigrated into was exclusively for men.
Oneshot:
Once upon a time, there was a fujoshi named Yaya. She wanted to transmigrate into a world where women were dominant, allowing men to marry each other and promoting equality in love for everyone. She knelt in front of Buddha for three days and nights, and then God granted her the transmigration.
Buddha said: Without love, there is no worry or fear.
God: Hurry up and let her transmigrate!
Buddha said: Lay down the butcher’s knife to become a Buddha.
God: Hurry up and let her transmigrate!
Buddha said: …
Impatient, God kicked Yaya away, and she finally transmigrated.
After transmigrating, God told her, “Look at ancient Greece; that’s where true love between men exists.”
“What does that have to do with you kicking me?” Yaya was puzzled.
“Ancient Greece belongs to the West,” God said smugly.
“…” Yaya lowered her head, having little education and not understanding.
After undergoing hardships, Yaya finally united the world. She wanted to establish a harem with beautiful men; men could marry men. She wanted an N/P (neither active nor passive) relationship but ended up being in one herself.
Male Consort: It’s time to spar with Consort Xiao.
Yaya nodded, thinking it was good to practice martial arts. But as they practiced, they ended up on the bed!
Male Consort: Darling, didn’t you say that men loving men was true love?
Yaya: …
Alright, there were three thousand handsome men in the harem. Losing one, there were still many. Just endure it.
Lord Liu: Your Majesty, please give me your Grand Commander.
Yaya: …
Lord Liu: Suddenly, I can’t live without him.
The Grand Commander represented Yaya to various palaces for ceremonies and proclamations. Yaya reluctantly agreed, Right, they were also in love.
Finally, one day, she discovered that all the handsome men around her were in relationships with other beautiful men. Damn, what about her?
Male Consort and the three thousand in the harem: How can people of different genders fall in love?
Yaya spat blood. Damn it, you’re ruthless!
So Yaya prayed to God to let her transmigrate back, but Buddha kicked her back.
Buddha: What’s a woman doing in a world with only men?
God: I accidentally kicked her into the wrong world. Should we do it again?
Yaya immediately hugged God’s thigh, pleading, “Please, no!”
God: Transmigrate into a world with only women this time?
Yaya: …
Thrown away by Buddha, Yaya wept. She loved watching BL, but she didn’t want GL! Oh heavens, why wouldn’t they let her transmigrate correctly?
Poor Yaya… be careful what you wish for!
Thank you for the story.