Chapter 5: Cell Phone
Translated by Shiya of Exiled Rebels Translation
Lu Shangās employees were ditching their usual low-key selves and they started hassling Lu Shang to blow a condom up on stage. Some younger females covered their own faces in embarrassment. If the company were to hold a āTop Guys to Jack-off to Chartā, Lu Shang would probably top that list. He was young and successful, good-looking and also rich. Though there are some rumors about his sexuality, that didnāt affect his charisma. Moreover, rumors were just rumors, no one really saw it happening.
āThank you, but just me blowing it isnāt fun. Letās find two people to compete.ā Lu Shang remained his gentlemanly self and kicked the ball to Xe WeiLan. The still single legal department manager cursed Lu Shang hard in his heart, but he had no choice but to go on stage and receive the ball Lu Shang kicked over.
āDirector Liu fought through mud and forest before, Iām sure he has a good lung capacity. How about we let him come up to have a go too?ā Lu Shang smiled at Liu XinTian who was just enjoying the show.
Liu XinTian was one of the co-founders of Tong Yan, he fought with Lu Shangās father in Vietnam before. They were something like sworn brothers, but sadly there were people who could shoulder hardships with you, but not share riches. There were times when money and power were more frightening than bullets and guns. After Lu Shangās father died, the last bit of Liu XinTianās compassion died out as well. His ambitions were fully shown, him and Lu Shangās relationship, in recent days, was like fire and water.
Of course, all of the in-fighting was happening under the table. Except for Lu Shang and Liu XinTian themselves Ā plus a few of their close employees, no one knew of their rocky relationship.
Liu XinTian had a scar on his face, going across his forehead down through his eye, it looked gruesome. He didnāt smile much, his whole aura was gloomy like a raincloud. Everyone in the company was a little scared of him, so when Lu Shang mentioned his name, everyone was taken aback. The hall went silent for two seconds or so.
āSince Lu Lao Ban is so passionate about it, then this inferior Liu will oblige.ā Liu XinTian stood up amongst the silence, he walked to the stage with soldier-like footsteps.
Assistant Xiao Yeung immediately stepped up to open the pack of condoms for them, she took two out, giving one to each. The employees began to regain their curiosities, some whistled and many cheered, there were also people who jeered. Things got heated again, and everything was a fun mess. Lu Shang took this chance to get off the stage, turning around to leave the room.
āZuo, do something for me.ā Lu Shang held his phone and turned to the staircase, āDo a background check on the new assistant Yeung.ā
āHer? Why her?ā
The scene of her handing the condom to Liu XinTian crossed Lu Shangās mind, āNot sure, but I suspect she might be a mole.ā
āTch, no way. How do you know?ā
There werenāt walls that donāt let a shred of air pass through in this world, you could try to cover facts up, but habits and details were hard to change. As someone from an average family and just started working, her taste in perfume and clothing brands were too expensive. Even though Liu XinTian was a traditional old guy, he loved western drinks, especially coffee and red tea, he was also quite peculiar in the methods of making them. The two drinks she handed Li Sui subconsciously made Lu Shang suspicious. However, the final nail was when she was handing the condoms to Liu XinTian and Xe WeiLan respectively. Both of them were supposedly males she wasnāt familiar with, she was also handing them the same thing. Yet she seemed to be at ease when handing the package to Liu XinTian, but not when she was handing it to Xe WeiLan. That little interaction seemed odd to Lu Shang.
Lu Shang listed so many points in his mind, but he spoke none of it, āNothing, just a hunch. But check her just in case.ā
He hung up the phone, resting on the closed glass window, he leaned forward and pressed a hand against his chest. He breathed in the cold air that sipped through the gaps of the window, trying to relieve the discomfort from standing for so long.
The snow continued for days, a thick blanket of whiteness covered the ground. Looking out the window, everything seemed so distant. Lu Shang exhaled in the coldness, the mist quickly dissipated. These past two years, he felt clearly that life was leaving him. Even if Leung ZiRui didnāt remind him, he knew he was a dead fish in a leaking pot. He couldnāt hold on much longer.
Two floors down, cars drove in and out near the entrance of the company. In the range of the headlights was the shadow of a person. Lu Shangās blurred sight focused on that person, he observed the person for a while, immediately he went down the stairs.
The snow was still falling, the moment Lu Shang stood at the company door, the person from afar recognized him. The person ran over on the snow-covered ground, āLu Lao Ban.ā
āWhy were you standing there?ā Lu Shang asked.
āI came here to find you, but the guards said that I need a working card to get in.ā Lu Shang had no idea how long Li Sui stood there. His head, the hat he was wearing, and his clothes, they were all covered with snow.
Lu Shang was going to ask Li Sui why he didn’t call him, but just as the words were hanging at the tips of his tongue, he remembered. Li Sui didnāt own a cell phone, neither did he have Lu Shangās phone number. Lu Shang was really busy recently, he left all the little details for Uncle Yuen to deal with. Uncle Yuen was a careful person, without Lu Shangās permission, he wonāt give any means of communication to Li Sui on his own. This was all on Lu Shang.
āYou are sober already? Look at you all covered in snow.ā Lu Shang batted away the snow on Li Suiās down jacket, what fell off were pieces of ice.
āIām sober now. I drank too much and said some stupid things, donāt take them seriously.ā Li Suiās ears were all red, Lu Shang wondered if it was because of the cold or something else.
Lu Shang didnāt wear much, inside the building were heaters, so he didnāt feel especially cold. But now in the snowy outdoors, what he was wearing wasnāt quite enough.
āHmn, letās go buy you a phone.ā Lu Shang continued, āThere should still be some shops open at this hour.ā
Lu Shang walked into the snow after saying that, Li Sui followed immediately, āIs it okay here? It seems like the employeesā dinner is still going on.ā
The wind blew pieces of snow and ice around, landing onto the passersby, also melting quickly. A thick layer of smog was in the air, they saw scores of firecrackers on the streets. The āFire Trees, Silver Flowers (i)ā were especially beautiful.
T/N: (i) A kind of fireworks. Traditionally itās done by splashing molten iron to a tree, the iron would form pretty sparks when they get splashed together. In modern days they are splashed to a man made frame-like thing instead. Ā
Lu Shang didnāt reply, his gaze landed sharply on two cars in the darkness instead. He applauded Zuo Chaoās efficiency in his heart, as he walked towards one of the two cars.
āLu Lao Ban.ā The car window rolled down, inside were the faces of two youngsters. Li Sui recognized them as people at lunch with them, they were Zuo Chaoās people.
āLend me the car, you guys can go home. Thereās no need to follow me now.ā
āBut brother Zuo saidā¦ā
Lu Shang was handed the car keys, āLiu XinTianās people are here, so itās fine.ā After saying that he called Li Sui into the car too.
Li Sui had never seen Lu Shang drive a car himself, this was the first. Lu Shang took his blazer off, he was only wearing a simple shirt, the sleeve of his shirt were hanging on Lu Shangās arm rather loosely. Sitting beside Lu Shang, Li Sui could see that he was a little too thin, his hands on the steering wheel had distinct blue veins.
Often, when a personās aura was too strong, people would overlook tiny details. For example, the fact that Lu Shangās face was actually quite friendly and kind.
As there was snow on the roads, Lu Shang didnāt drive very fast, but he did drive very steadily. They were at a crossroad, the lights for the cars were already green, but there were still pedestrians on the road. Lu Shang didnāt even press the horn, he just waited patiently for the people to cross.
Among all daily activities, driving could show oneās personality the best. The ones that always went full speed ahead were most likely short-tempered people. The ones that drove at a moderate speed and always let other cars go first were most likely timid people. While the ones that could keep calm during traffic jams, not cursing when other vehicles crossed the line were the most even tempered people.
New Yearās was approaching, plus it was night already, so most shops on the streets were closed. They drove for a few streets and finally they saw one shop that still had the lights on.
When they walked in, the owner was checking the books, he didnāt even raise his head, āThe shopās closed, wait for next year.ā
Lu Shang sat on one of the tables in the shop, he never planned on negotiating with him, āJust one phone, it wonāt take you long.ā
That was when the owner decided to check them out, feeling their menacing ambience, he coughed, asking, āWhat model do you want?ā
Lu Shang looked a little weary, he pointed at the display counters, āAsk him for a tester if anything interests you.ā
Li Sui was completely lost. To him, choosing a phone was somewhat like a normal people choosing a private jet. He only looked at their appearances and sizes, he hadnāt the faintest clue about their functions and brands.
The owner tried selling him phones that no one liked, thinking that rich people were probably stupid. Sadly, Li Sui didnāt buy it, he chose a so-called āelderly phoneā instead. His reason for it was ābig words, easy to readā.
Hearing Li Suiās answer, Lu Shangās mouth curved upwards, the tiredness that accumulated in him throughout the day halved immediately. Tong Yan corporation also had business in electronics, they were even cooperating with a major phone brand. This was something that could be done with just a phone call, yet he brought the person all the way here to pick one. Somehow Lu Shang even enjoyed doing something so unnecessary, this was so unlike him.
āLook at this one, you can use your fingers to slide it. You can also surf the internet with itā¦ā The owner continued to try to sell Li Sui another phone, while Li Sui only looked at the one in his hands. After a while, Li Sui turned around to Lu Shang, with eyes of inquiry.
āTake whatever you like.ā Lu Shang agreed to it promptly, then he asked, āDo you have the new tablet from company A?ā
āYes, yes, we have it here.ā
Lu Shang handed the owner some cash, āI will have one, plus that phone.ā His credit cards were all in the car Uncle Yuen drove, so these banknotes were from the companyās red packet. The red packets were actually the companyās welfare, even he would get one. This was the first time he spent one though, usually heād give it to Aunt Lu.
Not asking the price, nor bargaining. Li Sui saw the ownerās expression turned from morose to ecstatic in an instant, less than a second had past for the change to happen. Li Sui couldnāt stop admiring how flexible the human face was. At the same time, he was worrying, āIs it too expensive? I brought the card.ā
āIs there a difference?ā Lu Shang smiled and propped his head up.
That was indeed true, his card was Lu Shangās too, thinking about money was truly useless. However, having been alive for so long now, no one ever bought him anything before, especially not directly in front of him. He suddenly felt super embarrassed, seriously feeling like he was sugared by someone.
The owner happened to hand the receipt over to Lu Shang, he took it and glanced at Li Sui. Lu Shang was in a great mood, also a little mischievous, āHuh, it might be a little too expensive.ā Li Sui straightened, but before he could react, Lu Shang said again, āIf itās too expensive, what are you going to do?ā
The owner picked up on the slightly lewd conversation, so something lewder slipped out of him mouth, āPay with your body (ii)?ā
āā¦ā Li Sui.
Lu Shang laughed, a very mild one, but it was clear that he was truly happy.
T/N: (ii) This sentence is just two characters in Chinese, so itās still sort of possible that it slipped out.

Lu Shang teasing Li Sui just melts my heart. They’re both so different from the typical bl characters, it’s kinda refreshing and not to mention they are somehow so cute??
Also, is there an update schedule?
Thanks for the chapter! š
There isn’t a schedule, but at current rate there will be updates every three days (31st>3rd>6th>…).
But that’s just at current rate, might subject to change.
Thank you for the chapter. I really like this novel and I’m in love with ‘Lu Lao Ban’ already.
Thank you for the chapter! I hope they can treat or even cure Lu Shang.
Thanks 4 the chapterš
Li Sui is so sweet waiting in the snow for such a long timeš¤
Its so easy to tell Lu Lao Van really treasures Li Sui!! It warms my heart so much ššā„
Thanks for the update!!!
Lu Shang has so many enemies… Even his body is against him. To have this cute Li Sui at his side is heart-warming. I hope they can be happy.
Thanks for the chapter!
Thank you for the chapter
They are both so adorable. LS is like a little puppy dog.
Thanks for the translation.It felt like the chapter ended in meer seconds.
I’m curious what relationship does assistant Yeung and LXT have. What a way to discover it through some trivial things. Lu Shang is meticulous and sharp. Truly worthy of the Lao Ban title š
This interaction between a sick Lao Ban dan Li Sui is somewhat heartwarming. Can’t wait for more cute interactions between the two š
The “young and successful, good-looking and also rich” vibe got me curious at Lu Laoban’s age, so 9 years ago he was teenage, meaning he’s now 28 at most (more likely 24/5), hmmm… yup.. young! Delish. Yum. š¤
Why does this story give me such a sense of foreboding?
I so like how Lu Shang treats Li Sui. It’S so sweet, they really aren’T the typical BL main couple you find in every second BL novel. They are just so cute! š
You devilish Lu Shang..hijiji…
aiya Lu Shang being happy when teasing Li Sui is a mood~ hahaha thank u for the chapter!!