Chapter 299: Half a Lake of Spiritual Water
Translated by Jouissance of Exiled Rebels Scanlations
SheQiu, HeiQiu and MaoQiu were cultivating beside the lake, sitting cross-legged in their human forms.
Though the air in here wasnāt as saturated with spiritual energy as the air in the suite, they had the support of the spiritual water, so their cultivation speed wasnāt bad. That was excluding PiQiu and CatQiu, who often played hooky; they hadnāt been cultivating as much as they should.
You XiaoMo walked into the Magic Herb fields and, seeing that the Hidden Dipper Stink Bug seemed to be doing fine in their second stage of transformation, grabbed Piqiu and CatQiu who were playing around in the fields.
You XiaoMo brought them up to eye level, saying with a smile, āYou two, let me, your owner, tell you something. If you continue slacking off from cultivating, then Iāll throw you both in the beast cage for the next month. Iām sure Xiao Hei and the others will be very pleased.ā
PiQiu hugged his finger with his two claws. āIām really sorry, master.ā
CatQiu imitated whatever PiQiu did. āMeow~ā
You XiaoMo was unmoved. āDonāt think you can elicit any sympathy from me like that. Tell me your decision now.ā
The two immediately hung their heads in surrender.
You XiaoMo put them down, satisfied. āNow, go and cultivate next to the lake. Unless itās your turn to work, you wonāt be leaving the lakeside. If you behave, I can give you a day off.ā
For these two who took every day off, a day off meant nothing.
You XiaoMo calmly said, āIf you donāt like holidays, then we can get rid of that. Iām a very generous owner, and will respect your choices.ā
PiQiu and CatQiu immediately hugged his legs tearfully.
You XiaoMo huffed.
Walking to the lakeside, You XiaoMo gazed at the egg at the center of the lake. It hadnāt reacted at all yet. Could it be that this egg was dead already?
The more he thought, the more it seemed possible. You XiaoMo hurriedly turned to PiQiu and said, āPiQiu, go and fish that egg up.ā
PiQiu turned. āArf?ā Why?
You XiaoMo cuffed him over the head. āTalk like a human.ā
PiQiu immediately said, āIām going down now.ā
CatQiu looked at PiQiu in shock. That wasnāt what you said.
As soon as he finished speaking, he assumed a human form, butt-naked and bits hanging. Just as he prepared to dive into the lake, something strange suddenly happened to the spiritual water and the surface of the lake began to swirl like a whirlpool.
This movement brought SheQiu and the others out of their cultivation. They opened their eyes, looking at the whirling water with shock.
SheQiu asked, āWhatās happening?ā
Sharp eyed Xiao Hei replied, āI think itās that egg in the center of the lake.ā
Xiao Hei only spoke like a normal person to SheQiu, who was stronger than him.
MaoQiu said, āNot I think, it just is.ā
Hearing their words, You XiaoMo gazed into the lake with curiosity. And then he immediately regretted not getting someone to fish the egg out. After the whirlpool swirled for a full five minutes, the water level visibly fell. Where it was originally only twenty or thirty centimeters from the bank, the water level had suddenly fallen by almost half a meter.
You XiaoMo was dumbstruck.
PiQiu and CatQiu also widened their eyes.
Only SheQiu and the other two were unmoved, as if even if the sky fell it wouldnāt have anything to do with them. Although if the sky did fall in this dimension, it really wouldnāt have anything to do with them.
āQuick, quick, fish it out!ā You XiaoMo finally recovered and hastily ordered. If it continued, the spiritual water would all be gone. Then he wouldnāt be able to stop himself from killing that egg.
By the time he had finished yelling, the water level had fallen by another half a meter. The only good thing was that the egg had finally stopped absorbing the water. However, with such a large lake of spiritual water suddenly reduced to half, You XiaoMoās heart ached. The spiritual water replenished itself very slowly. The amount it grew by each day wasnāt even enough for him to use.
You XiaoMo threw PiQiu into the lake, snarling, āFish it up.ā
PiQiu shuddered. This was the first time he had seen his master so mad and he was afraid to say anything more, instantly grabbing the egg.
You XiaoMo held the egg, wondering if he should fry it or boil it.
However, after sucking up half a lake of spiritual water, the demon beast egg was no longer grey and dull. Instead, it had changed to a shimmering fire red. It seemed like it had a life, jumping like a heartbeat with a āthud thud thudā.
SheQiu suddenly spoke up, sounding like he had been enlightened. āSo itās like that.ā
You XiaoMo asked, āWhatās it like?ā
SheQiu began to explain, āThat egg had been in the palace for too long without spiritual energy, causing its lifeforce to steady weaken. Thatās why it had been unresponsive until now. After half a year of soaking in the lake, it had plenty of spiritual water to help it, so it recovered.ā
You XiaoMoās expression was pinched, āThereās no need for it to absorb half of the lake though, is there?ā
āThat, Iām not sure about. Itās possible that a full recovery would require a lot of spiritual energy. You havenāt properly checked in a while, but the water in the lake had been decreasing by a thousand drops each day.ā
You XiaoMo: āā¦ā
This guy probably had been harboring these suspicions for a long time, but never told him.
You XiaoMo raised the egg in his hand. āSay, would it be worth it to cook it for dinner?ā
SheQiu said, ā⦠Before it took half of the spiritual water, you wouldnāt lose much if you ate it, but now its definitely not worth it. It doesnāt seem to be a normal high grade demon beast, and wonāt your heart ache if you ate half a lakeās worth of spiritual water in one go like that?ā
You XiaoMo replied with sadness, āIt would, but thinking of how to sucked up so much spiritual water, I just really, really want to have it for dinner.ā
As he finished speaking, the egg started moving from where it was lying quietly on his palm, jumping onto the ground and away.
You XiaoMo stared, but then saw the direction in which it was heading in and startled. He hurriedly yelled, āAaaahhh, stop it! Donāt let it jump into the lake!ā
PiQiu lunged, but was dodged.
CatQiu tried to block its way, but it just bounced off CatQiuās head, causing the beast to run back over tearfully.
At the crucial moment, Xiao Heiās foot came down and held the egg in place.
You XiaoMo lunged over and gave Xiao Hei a thankful look, only to get a roll of the eyes in response. He picked up the struggling egg and threatened it, āIf you keep struggling, Iāll barbeque you.ā
The egg fell silent.
You XiaoMo grinned, but didnāt even have the time to say a second sentence when it started struggling again, as if it was unfazed by the threat.
MaoQiu spoke up: āIt might not be afraid of fire.ā
You XiaoMo asked in surprise, āThen what is it afraid of?ā
MaoQiu replied, āI donāt know, but the higher the level of the demon beast, the less its afraid of.ā
You XiaoMo knocked on the eggās shell. āDo you think itāll be afraid of Ling Xiao?ā
MaoQiu: ā⦠Definitely!ā
In this world, the number of demon beasts that werenāt afraid of the boss could be counted on one hand.
You XiaoMo realized that as the word left MaoQiuās lips, the egg finally stopped struggling, lying in his arms like it was playing dead. Even when he put it on the ground, it still didnāt move.
You XiaoMo was elated. āWow, it really stopped moving.ā
MaoQiu didnāt reply.
Though the eggās lifeforce had been rather weak in the past half a year, it could still feel how powerful Ling Xiao was and had a vague understanding of the situation outside. It wasnāt afraid of normal attacks, but if it was that guy, he could probably crush it between two fingers and might even squeeze out some āyolk.ā
You XiaoMo picked it up again. āYou guys keep cultivating. Iām going to show it to Ling Xiao.ā
The egg wanted to struggle, but it was too late.
Before he left, he went to take one last look at the Hidden Dipper Stink Bugs. The second transformation would take a while. Then, You XiaoMo left with a single thought and fell directly onto the bed, and the resting Ling Xiao.
Ling Xiao hummed lightly, embracing him and saying, āYouāre rather eager!ā
You XiaoMo scrambled up. āWait a second, I want to show you something, huh? Whereās that egg?ā
Ling Xiao took a red egg out from the covers. āYou mean, this egg?ā
You XiaoMo nodded joyfully, but thinking of what the egg had done to his lake, his face fell again. Ling Xiao asked him what was wrong and he explained everything.
Ling Xiao smiled, saying, āThis egg really isnāt a normal egg. Youāll see when it hatches. If you think itās wronged you then just make it work for you after it comes out to repay you through labor.ā
You XiaoMo looked at the cowering egg and nodded. āThatās a good idea!ā
Ling Xiao grabbed his waist, running his hands across You XiaoMoās body and grinned, saying, āNow, letās fulfill that promise from before.ā
Hearing this, You XiaoMoās expression froze. He had only just realized he had been sitting right on that gradually awakening part of Ling Xiao.

Thanks you
Hahahahah ššš
Its a high grade demon egg.
The egg is going to hatch soon. More so if it stays in the suite. Though I habe to say that catqui and piqui will soon have a new playmate.
thy will be a bad example ~ ahaha
Next chapter will surely be smutty š ~
What could that egg possibly look like Im so excited
*shakes head* Momo you jumped into trouble this time, really landed right on target
Thank you for the chapter!!
Yup
he landed perfectly on the target
lol he landed right on ‘ground zero’ ^.^
aaakh..cliffy snu-snu š»š»
dat egg! ill cook it if i were momo š
sankyu f ch š
Ahahahah~ Go LX!
Thank you for the chapter~!
MOMO WHY U NOT REALIZED FASTER THAT U SITTING IN LING Xiao thing ššššššššššššššššššššššššš
Ahahahaha!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING AWESOME! ! ! HAPPY NEW YEAR! ! !
Thank you for the chapter!!!
LOL, I’m reminded of that saying of how the mantis stalks the cicada while the oriole waits behind. Oriole = Boss Ling Xiao. XD
Thank you for the update!
How did the word snu snu come about?
Futurama -the Amazonian episode. DEATH BY SNU SNU
Kyaaaaaa ya falta poco para nasca el pequeƱo kya, kya.
Gracias por traducir.
Jajajajajaa pobre momo se lo van a comer jajajjaja
Ling Xiao knows how he has to treat You XiaoMo.
Awesome chapter, thank you!
Momo was too eager to show yo hubby even forgot that he was in “danger” ššššš
the qiu team is so funny x’D also omfg even the egg is afraid of Ling Xiao hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
good job Momo!! You’ve landed right on target… pffft.
thanks for the chapter <3
Hahhaha love it!! Thanks for the chapter..
KYAA!! XD thanks for the update!! can’t wait to know what happen next >w3<
I can see a friend of PiQiu and CatQiu coming soon. lol.
Landed right on Ling Xiao’s ‘sword’ ahahahaha.
Hahahahahaha it afraid of boss even though it hasn’t hatch yet hahahahaha boss you are so mighty
Xiaomo truly is eager, not only landed on the bed but also on boss Ling. I’m so proud of you! šš
I truly wish he would let the Qiu team out more, they’re so much to read. Especially Piqiu & Catqiu..lol they learn all sort of shenanigan outside šš
Piqiu & catqui need more trick if they still want to play around
Momo landed in danger area x3
thank you so much!