Translated by Vivian of Exiled Rebels Scanlations
Editor: Addis
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The man opened his eyes and saw Wen JingHan, wearing pajamas and standing blankly in front of the closet. He sat up and drawled, âWhat are you thinking about so early in the morning?â
Wen JingHan frowned. âI was thinking, why do you always make the designer prepare sets of clothes youâve arranged for me to wear?â
âMn?â The man thought about it. âDo you know why Barbie dolls sell so well? Thereâs a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction of seeing oneâs dolls be dressed up so prettily.â
Wen JingHan turned around, and his gaze swept over a certain part of the man. âSorry, it turns out that youâre a lady that likes dolls.â
The man laughed quietly and shook his head. âYou donât understand, itâs called having fun.â
âHmph, you really are a pervert.â
âIf I wasnât a little perverted, then how could I have gotten a hold of you?â The manâs dark green pupils dilated a little, and he stepped off the bed. âCome, let your master dress you up, my darling doll.â
*****
âAh, boss, youâve gone for a western college style today~â DingDingâs eyes were bright as she looked at Wen JingHan, who had just entered.
Wen JingHan, who was holding a straw of his milk tea in his mouth, snorted.
âThe bossâs aura today isnât right, he seems to be showing signs of losing his temper soon.â Chen QiaoYu flounced over and covered the mouth of DingDing, who didnât seem to be scared of death.
âLose his temper?â DingDing blinked.
âYou joined rather late, so you havenât seen it. When the boss loses his temper, itâs very destructive. Cherish yourself and stay far away from him,â warned Chen QiaoYu.
âWhereâs Guan Jin?â Wen JingHan asked impatiently as he suddenly walked out of his office and stood in the doorway.
âUh⊠Guan Jin hasnât come yet. Yesterday, he said that he has some special mission, so he might not come todayâŠâ
âWhat about Lin Bai?â Wen JingHan was impassive.
âHe, he went outside with Le Fan⊠They said that they had a leadâŠâ DingDing trailed off, and everyone else looked away, pretending as if they didnât hear anything and buried themselves with work.
âLe Fan?! Theyâre office staff, why are they going outside to follow leads?!â Wen JingHanâs voice was slightly louder.
âHaha, hahahaâŠâ DingDing forced a weak laugh.
Wen JingHan was silent for a while before he turned around and went back into his office. What the hell was this?! What kind of strange soldiers had he raised? Wen JingHan suddenly laughed out loud. Was this what that saying, the apple doesnât fall far from the tree, meant?
âOur boss is inside laughing by himselfâŠâ DingDing was terrified.
âThe current situation is unknown, so donât disturb him. Youâd better focus on your work.â Gu Xiang helplessly flipped through some papers. Ah, there were always those few days every monthâŠ
*****
Guan Jin, who had innocently skipped work, put his hands on his throbbing head as he struggled to open his eyes. An unfamiliar ceiling and curtains came into focus.
What happened? Where am I? Guan Jinâs brain was just beginning to start, so he was still very sluggish.
Could he have⊠died again⊠Guan Jin frantically raised his hand and looked at it. It was still those slender, fair hands; nothing had changed. At this time, recollections of last night began coming back⊠He seemed to have sat down with Min Yan and Lu YunYang and drank some wine: one glass of cocktail, a small glass of whiskey, and then, then⊠There was no then. Had he really passed out just from two glasses of alcohol?! What kind of physique did this Guan Jin have?!?!
No strength, no height, no appearance, and not even any alcohol tolerance⊠Guan Jin cradled his head and felt like crying.
âYouâre awake?â Lu YunYang had silently appeared in the doorway again, and he was holding a cup in his hand.
Guan Jin looked up in resignation and looked at the man who always appeared out of nowhere.
âYou got drunk yesterday, so I could only bring you home. How do you feel? Is it still uncomfortable?â Lu YunYang sat on the edge of the bed and handed him a glass of water. âHere, drink some warm water. I asked QianHe to make some congee. You can wash up and then come down to eat a bit.â This time, his tone was gentle like a spring breeze, which was quite scholarly.
âAh, thanks,â croaked Guan Jin.
âNo need to be so polite. Little Jin, your alcohol tolerance is surprisingly small. And, your body is very pale and not very muscular, you really donât look like a police officer. Do you have a clerical job? You need to work out more, or else itâll be very dangerous if you encounter a criminal,â Lu YunYang advised sincerely as he walked to the door.
âŠGuan Jin noticed that he wasnât wearing his own pajamas. Pale, not very muscular⊠I must be very drunk to think that this beast is professor-like!
Guan Jin changed and walked downstairs. Lu YunYang was already waiting for him in the dining room.
âMr. Guan, please try this scallop congee I made.â QianHe carried a very refined- and exquisite-looking congee to him.
âThanks.â Guan Jin hesitantly picked up the spoon. He rarely drank congee, since he thought that it was runny and tasteless.
QianHe sat down at the other end of the table and smiled as she looked at him. Although Guan Jin had a lot of former lovers, they all treated him very well. The other party was a girl, so he should probably save her face and try the congee. Moreover, he was quite hungry.
âEven Michelin three-star chefs praise QianHeâs porridge.â Lu YunYang saw that Guan Jin couldnât stop drinking the porridge, and he raised an eyebrow at QianHe.
âIâll go to the office first.â QianHe got up and left happily.
ââŠMr. Lu, your maid is really high-grade,â Guan Jin said sourly.
Lu YunYang laughed. âI canât afford to hire a maid like her. Actually, sheâs my assistant at the research institute. Her nameâs Mu QianHe.â
âAn assistant? That lives together with you?â asked Guan Jin, as he forced himself to cast aside his gossipy curiosity.
âYou think too much. Iâm related to QianHe. Sheâs my cousinâs daughter, so sheâs my cousin once removed. She came alone to City S to work, so I naturally couldnât let her live outside by herself, and thereâs a lot of space here anyways. QianHe is a very traditional girl, so she likes to clean the house and cook meals, which is why she takes care of the household chores around here,â Lu YunYang explained patiently.
Who wants to know this much? Guan Jin thought disdainfully.
âLittle Jin, you always go to the Zilan Clubhouse, could it be that a case is involved with it?â Lu YunYang asked abruptly.
Guan Jin looked at him, unsure of what his intentions of asking that so straightforwardly were.
âThis is confidential information that canât be disclosed to the general public. And donât call me Little Jin!â
The âgeneral publicâ raised his hands. âSorry, I spoke too much. But, Guanââ Can I call you by your name?â
âWhatever!â snapped Guan Jin.
âGuan Jin, youâre quite a special person. You look fragile, but your gaze and mannerisms are full of strength. You carry out your duties as a policeman, yet you also continuously break the rules, seeming to be scumbag but also with pure intentions. Over the years, Iâve seen a lot of people with split personality disorder, but Iâve never seen someone as contradictory and confusing as you. Itâs as ifâŠâ Lu YunYang continued slowly, âyour small body is holding a very large soulâŠâ
Crash! A spoon flew towards Lu YunYang and brushed his ear before it collided with the wall.
Guan Jin narrowed his eyes and pointed at the person in front of him. âStop using those foolish things on me. Iâm warning you, if you canât watch your mouth next time, be careful I report you for malicious defamation, and we can have a chat at the police station!â
Then, Guan Jin stood up and stormed out without even looking back, leaving behind only a stunned Lu YunYang.
The door was slammed fiercely, and the shocked expression that had stayed on Lu YunYangâs face for a little too long was wiped away. He got up and picked up the spoon with interest. Had he struck a chord? It seemed that there was something wrong with this amnesiac police officer. His boss really was keen at having seen that something was off. However, the process of uncovering the secret seemed to be quite interesting, and this person, that was like a rabbit that was anxious but pretended to be calm, was pretty cute.
âRabbitâ Guan Jin walked onto the street, his heart racing. That damned psychologist had actually nearly seen through him, and although he was confident that no one would believe such a nonsensical thing as a soul transfer, there was still some level of risk of being exposed. Sure enough, psychologists were his nemeses, and he would definitely be on guard around this person next time. Well, it was best if they never encountered each other again! Or⊠wouldnât it be safer to just kill him? Guan Jin had lost all reason, and he had even completely forgotten his golden rule of never killing someone outside of work.
*****
âHow many times have you gone there?!â Le Fan asked sternly.
âJust⊠two or three times.â The other person wiped away their cold sweat.
âWhat did you go there to do?!â
âI went to meet with friends or entertain clientsâŠâ
âWhat kind of meeting, what kind of entertainment? Have you ever engaged in illegal entertainment?â Le Fanâs eyes were cold behind his glasses.
âIllegal? How?! Little Fan, ever since I met you, Iâve devoted everything to you, and Iâve never even flirted with anyone else,â Jin MaiLong said innocently.
âEver since you met me?â Le Fan thought about this phrase and suddenly slammed a fist onto the table. âThen youâve done it before? Good, you playboy even dares to come provoke the police. Little Bai, close the door and get the Anti-Pornography Unit!â
ââŠLe Fan, weâre not at the police station, thereâs no Anti-Pornography Unit here⊠And arenât you straying off topicâŠâ Lin Bai was careful to stay far away from the fuming Le Fan.
Le Fan turned his cold, steely gaze towards him, and Lin Bai immediately shut his mouth. Ah, ever since Guan Jin had lost his memory, he had become the weakest one in the team.
âThen let me ask you, thereâs really no special services in the Zilan Clubhouse?â asked Le Fan after calming down.
Jin MaiLong shook his head like a rattle drum. âNo. Iâve never seen a cleaner clubhouse than them.â
âThen⊠can I trust you?â
âDefinitely! I can deceive anyone, but I would never deceive you!â Jin MaiLong didnât let go of any opportunity to express his feelings.
Le Fan thought for a moment. âThereâs a good opportunity for you to redeem yourself and atone for your crimes, so listen carefully.â
âOkay, okay.â Jin MaiLong nodded vigorously.
âGo to the Zilan Clubhouse.â
âMhm.â
âBe an undercover agent for the police.â
âMnââ Huh?!â


Jin MaiLong, jiayou! For Le Fan your wife, ah, (*ÂŽ-`) i mean husband, i mean husband.
*failed to dodge flying spoon*
Ayyy guan jin, don’t be so obvious….
This psychologist… đ”You’re the dangerous kindđ¶ and Guan Jin seriously lost his composure. Le Fan is about to do something a police officer shoudn’t ever do: involve a civilian. Thank you for the chapter!!!
This story is more and more enjoyable đ i’m completly hook on this
So hooked on this story, its really really good! Lu Yung Yang appears to be the ML! Still not sure, still having the boss in the back of my mind, as that mysterious partner seems to grate on his nerves at times… hmmm???
The ML scale seems to lean more and more towards LYY but WJ still has some potential. That whole doll thing though was kinda sus.
The master doll stuff is so uncomfortable to read đ„¶
Anyway LYY is hilarious, canât wait to see him rubbing kitty GJ the wrong way again.