Chapter 50: A Few Things About Kaczki’s Family (3)
Translated by Addis of Exiled Rebels Scanlations
Editor: KarateChopMonkey
Ding dong~
“Coming, coming.” Kaczki hurriedly came down the stairs.
His female father, who was doing housework in the living room, looked up and asked, “You have guests?”
“YuanMu and Ling Chao said they were coming over for tutoring.”
“You still hang out with them?” His father whispered.
“What’s wrong?” Kaczki wondered.
His father shook his head, “Nothing. It’s good to tutor anyway.”
Kaczki went over and opened the door to see his two best friends each carrying drinks and fruit snacks.
“You’re here for tutoring, right?”
“I have all my textbooks with me!” Qi Ling Chao pointed to his backpack and hurriedly clarified.
“Come on in. I’ve been so busy since I got accepted to college that this is the first time I’ve been here in the past six months.”
Kaczki turned around and went into the house. Qi Ling Chao and Cheng YuanMu familiarly closed the door, took off their shoes, took out slippers from the shoe closet and changed into them. Then went to the living room to greet Kaczki’s female father, handing over some fruits.
“Thank you.” Kaczki’s father was a little suspicious, had these two punk kids ever been so polite before?
“Hurry up!” Kaczki’s voice came from the stairway, urging them on.
“Then we’ll go upstairs first.”
After half a year of coming to Kaczki’s room, although the place has not changed a bit, the two females who had gradually changed their state of mind were now obviously a bit unnatural, and they couldn’t help but look around after entering the room, and their eyes kept glancing at the bed.
“Sit, sit.” Kaczki patted the cushion on the floor, he was quite enthusiastic about the tutoring. After all, he did not want to go to the main city alone, if possible, he hoped that Qi Ling Chao and Cheng YuanMu could also be admitted to the University College. The main city was a little worse, so that even if they changed the city, the three of them could be the same in the future as now.
“Let me see the results of your test? Uh-huh, uh-huh… uh-huh… As expected, we’ll start with the first page of the textbook.”
Qi Ling Chao: “……”
Cheng YuanMu: “……”
The two of them had expected to chat and improve their relationship, not get straight to the point from the moment they sat down.
In less than half an hour, the two people fell into a state of life without love.
Cheng YuanMmu called out, “Wait, I can’t keep up.”
The half-hearted Qi Ling Chao, “Uh, I um, where are we?”
“It’s hard.” Kaczki sighed in frustration and lay back on the bed. It’s not hard to learn, but it’s hard to teach two dregs who don’t have the fundamentals or the talent to learn.
“Then let’s rest for a while.” Cheng YuanMu suggested.
“Good idea. Just in time for having a snack. Should I go for a snack run?” Qi Ling Chao pointed to the potato chips and beef jerky that had been swept away.
“I suggest you don’t eat while studying, it will definitely distract you.” Kaczki looked disapproving.
“You eat a lot, too.”
“But I’m smarter than you guys.”
“……” They couldn’t argue.
Kaczki waved his hand, “Forget it, let’s take a break. You go out to buy, take a break and come back so you can continue.”
When Qi Ling Chao heard that he could catch his breath, he immediately stood up with his wallet: “What flavor do you want? I’ll go to the mini-mart down the street, I’ll be right back.”
The list was jotted down on the communicator memo, and Qi Ling Chao disappeared in a flash.
“Why are you so inactive in your studies?” Kaczki spat.
After flipping through a few pages, Cheng YuanMu realized that he and Kaczki were suddenly the only ones left in this small space, and he suddenly got nervous.
Cheng YuanMu looked his way, but saw him lying on the bed and because he had been stretching, his top had slightly moved, and part of his waist was revealed. He remembered a long time ago when the three of them were young playing in the pond in the park, stripped to the top of the bare shoulders and they did not care then, but now his heartbeat suddenly became uncontrollably fast. He immediately turned his head back.
The room was a little quiet, Cheng YuanMu swallowed saliva. Hearing the sound, he hurried up and opened his mouth to say something. “By the way, your brother is not at home ah.”
“Mn, he went to a friend’s house.”
“Oh.”
The conversation ended abruptly. Cheng YuanMu would like to give a big slap to his own stupid mouth now.
The only sound in the room was the humming of the old air conditioner.
Cheng YuanMu took a deep breath, suddenly opened his mouth and asked, “So what do you think of me?”
“Honestly?”
“Of course.” Cheng YuanMu’s spirit was cold, and his heart almost stopped.
“You and Qi Ling Chao are both only half a catty.”
“!??”
Cheng Yuanmu’s heart was expecting and panicking.
He didn’t know what Kaczki meant by this… was he refusing him?
Or did he actually find out the feelings of the two of them?
He stood up with a ‘whoosh’.
“Ugh, to be honest, you can’t get into the university at all. What are your plans in the future?”
“……”
“Well?” Kaczki saw Cheng YuanMu stand and turned his head to look at him, “Why did you stand up? To go to the toilet? Hey, whoa–! What are you doing?”
Suddenly, Cheng YuanMu moved quickly to roll over and kneel on top of Kaczki, holding him between the bed and himself.
“I like you.”
“???” Kaczki’s eyes widened.
“Not the kind of like between friends.”
“Wait, wait, wait,” Kaczki obviously could not digest this sudden situation, and fell into confusion.
With a boiling brain, Cheng YuanMu’s actions were faster than his thoughts, and now that it had come to this point, he simply asked, “So I want to know, from the perspective of the opposite sex, what do you think of me?”
“I’ve never thought about the opposite sex before. And now you’re suddenly asking…” Kaczki looked at Cheng YuanMu’s face from a distance and close. After the second evolution of the Zerg, they still retained the face of adolescents, but the females at this stage were significantly taller than the males, their body also much stronger. He now had a face with angular features that have gradually taken on the shape of an adult female.
Cheng YuanMu looked at the face in front of him, and the lips that were saying something one after another, were the scenes he had imagined many times in his dreams. He gradually leaned down uncontrollably, even if he was going to be severely rejected afterwards and then die without getting along, it was death anyway, so why not kiss him before he died!
Kaczki reached out and put his hand against Cheng YuanMu’s chest, “Hey, you wait.”
At this time, the door suddenly opened.
“I’m back.” Qi Ling Chao froze in the doorway. The two people in the bed turned their heads, two pairs of eyes met and for a while, the room was silent.
“Holy shit! Cheng! Yuan! Mu! You bastard! Do you have any sense of decency? How can you tell me to go out and then do it yourself first?”
“It was you who wanted to go out! Ugh!”
Qi Ling Chao slammed the plastic bag in his hand to the floor, and with an agile step, he grabbed Cheng YuanMu’s collar and pushed him off the bed. Then he hit him mercilessly. Cheng YuanMu of course would not be beaten one-sidedly, so the two soon wrestled.
Do it first?
Kaczki rushed to sit up, then his brain gradually recovered: is it what I think it means!?
But that wasn’t the most important! Kaczki hurriedly took all the fragile glasses on the small table into his arms and stepped aside, “Hey, hey, hey, stop it! Don’t fight in my house!”
I feel conflicted if this is a reverse harem or what-not HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Hahahaha. The guy was really oblivious…
Thanks for the chapter!
Lol Kaczki is like those clueless harem protagonist😂
What a fun childhood and adolescence he had! No wonder they are so close; hoping the story of the 4th family member will be included. Would be nice if they get an egg too 🤗
His own parents must have been good ones.
Thank you for translating.
Damnnn this is just hilarious 😭 both of them are simple and single minded. Idk wether to pity them too since Kac’s brainhole is also on another level HAHAHAHAH