Chapter 34: Trying New Things and Being Ripped Off
Translated by Ying of Exiled Rebels Scanlations
OuYang Long had been extremely busy lately as Ren Rui was looking for locations to open new shops in neighboring areas. He had originally thought that once he had finished concluding the project he could go home but an employee wanted him to look through a PPT for them. Once it started, it took a full half an hour.
Su XiaoNuo was waiting in the carpark all by himself and dying of boredom!
Why the heck isnāt he picking up my calls or replying to my messages!!!
He felt extremely wronged!
And he was extremely hungry!
He felt like being kind and brought food but ended up being cruelly ignored, this type of despair was crippling!
Su Nuo angrily opened the bento box, planning on driving home after he had a full stomach.
Something so mean could definitely not be forgiven!
Who exactly said that the most wonderful thing in the world was love?! They werenāt right at all, it should definitely be sweet and sour pork ribs! Number one because it was delicious and number two it would never leave you for a meeting!
It really did make so much philosophical sense!
Once he had finished talking with the last employee, OuYang Long felt dizzy with a bloated brain, his stomach was also hurting a little so he went back to the office and hurriedly ate two biscuits and packed up to go home only to see a familiar little car in the carpark.
āNuonuo?ā OuYang Long walked over, knocking on the car door bemusedly.
āKe-ke!ā Su Nuo was in the middle of devouring pieces of fish and hadnāt been prepared for the sudden of appearance of anyone so he was so frightened that he almost choked.
āHow come youāre here?ā OuYang Long pulled the car door open and sat in the shotgun seat, his brain foggy.
I never told you to come in, do you need to be so self-absorbed, itās so annoying! Su Nuo was extremely annoyed.
āDid you come to bring food for me?ā OuYang Long was surprised.
āOf course not!ā Su Nuo wouldnāt have admitted it for his life. āI came especially to eat it in front of you!ā
OuYang Long was so moved that his heart melted into a puddle, he pulled Su Nuo over and gave him a rough kiss. āBaby.ā
āMy mouth has oil on it!ā Su Nuo hurriedly pushed him away, what was with freaking coming onto me all of a sudden and whatnot, Iām still angry! How could you just kiss me like that! This doesnāt make sense!
āWhy didnāt you tell me you were here?ā OuYang Long pulled his hand over.
It wouldāve been better if he hadnāt asked, Su Nuoās nostrils flared in his fury. āYouāre the one who wasnāt picking up my calls!ā
āImpossible.ā OuYang Long pulled his phone out. āI donāt believe you —- Iām sorry. I was wrong, babe.ā A whole mountain of missed calls showed themselves and appeared extremely cruel! He had put his phone on silent as he had presented the conclusion for the meeting so he hadnāt heard any at all!
Hng! Su Nuo was furious.
So Mr Director made a whole tissue wet with his tears as he promised that he would never do it again, and even said that once he got home he would spend three hours rubbing the clothes-washing-board as he balanced a bowl of water on his head?!
How was that possible! This was all Su Nuoās imagination, the reality was a lot harsher as he just been dragged over and was being French-kissed!
Thereās still food in my hand!! Su XiaoNuo complained in his heart!!
If itās spilled in the car Iām going to fight you to the death!
Although taking rice to him and whatnot was kind of clichƩd, but the whole thing was extremely mood-lifting! Because Mr Director managed to successfully kidnap the other man and take him home!
Itās obvious that Iām still furious! Su Nuo threw fits on the inside as he heated up the food in the microwave, how did he end up preparing dinner in the kitchen, this didnāt scientifically make sense!
OuYang Long hugged him from behind, āIt smells good.ā
āā¦How about I make a bowl of noodled instead.ā Su Nuo felt that given him his left-overs was a bit cruel! Even though it was supposed to be his in the first place, but he had already made a mess of eating it in the carpark earlier and even the heart-shaped fried egg had turned into a crescent moon!
āIāll just eat this.ā OuYang Long placed his chin on the other manās shoulder, feeling his fatigue weighing down on him heavily. āToday was so tiring.ā
Donāt use this tone! Su XiaoNuo could feel his heart softening, such a big company seemed to be extremely busy!
So missing his calls and whatnot, didnāt really count as much did itā¦
He really was so understanding!
The air was once again filled with the pinkness of love and once the couple finished dinner they watched San Su series for a while before rolling onto the bed!
Actually Mr Director had originally planned on showering with him but Su Nuo was too firm and just chased him out of the bathroom, even going as far as locking the door from the inside!
Iām still not ready yet! Su Nuoās thoughts went wild as he showered. Judging by his build and height, there was no chance of him being on top! Ignoring the times to come, it definitely wouldnāt happen on the first time! If heās the bottom th-th-then it would definitely hurt a lot! And once, early in the morning while the other man was still asleep, he had pulled up the blankets to take look! Even though doing this sort of stuff was pretty despicable, that wasnāt the main focus, the point was that he could see the size of that thing even through the underwear!
If he didnāt have anything to do with it what was the point of being so big! It wasnāt as if he could take it out to show off! Su Nuo lowered his line of sight to look at tiny XiaoNuo and felt some sort of emotional impact.
He could feel envy, jealousy and sourness!
Once he had finished showering, Su Nuo put on the new pajamas that OuYang Long had bought for him and went straight to the spare room but was stopped midway and taken back to the master bedroom!
However this sort of thing was completely anticipated so Su Nuo didnāt put up any strong defenses! Even if he had slept in the spare room, the other man would still have snuck in to his blankets. In this case he might as well sleep in the master bedroom since the bed was bigger!
āYouāve been so obedient today.ā OuYang Long was obviously very pleased with him.
Su Nuoās arms were wrapped around his neck, throwing a fit on the inside. Even if Iām not obedient usually, I still have to share a bed with you! Since itās like that, whatās even the point of resisting!
āThank you for bringing food for me.ā OuYang Longās eyes were especially gentle!
Su Nuoās face went red, donāt look at me like that! I canāt take it at all!
OuYang Long lowered his head, nibbling the tip of the other manās nose softly.
Goodnight kisses and whatnot⦠Was especially heartwarming! Su Nuo kissed his chin before using an extremely gentle voice to say, āGoodnight.ā
The sweetness level was through the roof okay!
Within the next second, OuYang Long leaned forward and blocked his lips.
Huhhuh, Su Nuo was confused beyond measure, shouldnāt goodnight kisses be as gentle as a dragonfly touching water! Why was there tongues getting involved! This didnāt make sense!
But Mr Director didnāt seem to care about this. He used his tongue to open Su Nuoās lips and began to explore his mouth, hurriedly trying to find that smooth and soft little tongue to engage it in the kiss.
If this continues somethingās going happen!!!!!!! Hurry up and stop!!!!! Su Nuo began to complain on the inside!!!! But it didnāt have an effect at all!!!!!!! Because he was already dizzy from being kissed!!!!! Even if he kept pushing it would only seem as though he was trying to rile the other man up through his refusal!!!!
āYouāre so sexy.ā OuYang Long put his earlobe in his mouth and used his teeth to graze it slightly.
Youāre sexy, youāre whole family is sexy!!!!! Su Nuo had endless tears and turned his head away, attempting to escape but his pajamaās button came off in the struggle, revealing a small part of his snow white skin.
Of course Mr Directorās attention was immediately redirected and left a red mark on the pale skin!
What sort of crappy brand are these pajamas from! Su Nuo felt his despair grow! As soon as he struggled the button fell off! It must have been bought at a sex toy shop!
Planning and whatnot was extremely despicable!
āBe good, donāt be scared.ā Seeing that he was a bit helpless, OuYang Long set the bedside lamp to the darkest setting, leaned down and took him into his arms, ā I wonāt hurt you.ā
Of course I know that but Iām still super nervous!!!!! Su Nuo just wanted to disappear on the spot!!!!
āāJust hand yourself over to me a little, okey?ā OuYang Long whispered into his ear, āIām wonāt go all the way, so donāt worry.ā His voice was deep and husky, it was extremely seductive!
Su Nuo closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
Seeing his trembling eyelashes, OuYang Longās heart went soft and his kisses after that were much gentler. As teeth and lips clashed, Su Nuo hung from the other manās neck and felt his body growing jot.
OuYang Long moved a hand downwards, feeling around his pajama trousers/
Su Nuoās face immediately lit up a scarlet red before comforting himself by saying that he should just treat this as an underwear advertisement!
And he even had an additional piece of clothing compared to the endorsement filming! Even if a button had come off, it was still a piece of cloth!
So it wasnāt revealing at all!
Once he went with this thought process, he felt much more comfortable!
But the next second, he was suddenly palmed by someone through his trousers!
Su Nuo fell deeper yet into the pit of despair, he didnāt know at all what he should do! And for some bizarre reason even began to think of āLove in Troubled Timesā! Because in Su Nuonuoās first time, his flower was invaded by Wangye! That was when he turned from a man into a delicate bottom! Panting as he cried out things like āPlease, no, Wangyeā, the result of that was the love making becoming even more passionate!
From this it was obvious that he definitely could say āplease, noā but if he said āyes pleaseā, th-th-that would seem even stranger! So it would be best if just kept his mouth shut.
As Su XiaoNuo also really, really liked Mr Director in his heart, so under the circumstances, tiny XiaoNuo stood to attention especially energetically.
OuYang Long sat up straight, his fingers catching onto the hem of the trousers, then Su Nuo didnāt even realize what he was doing when he actually lifted his waist by himself to help the other man expose his lower half to the open. This was really⦠He didnāt even have the words to describe it aaaaaaaaah!
I have already sunken to this level! Su Nuoās tears covered his face!
āSo cute.ā OuYang Long laughed softly, using his fingers to flick it gentle.
Are you insane! Su Nuo complained in his heart, what sort of action was that!
OuYang Long moved down further and settled between his legs, lowering his head to place the little thing into his mouth.
Th-th-this was way too forward! Su Nuo could only watched with wide eyes and a gaping mouth, shouldnāt he be using his hand! Doing this right away —- was this really alright!
You better not be learning from āLove in Troubled Timesā, thatās a novel for readers with a heavy taste!
And even if youāre doing what OuYang JinLong does, I definitely wonāt learn from Su Nuonuo. All that about gentle bottoms that are delicate and whatnot itās not me at all⦠Actually it wasnāt good at all!
Su XiaoNuoās foggy brain ran wild as his hands clenched the bedsheets tightly.
A few minutes later, he felt so good that he could practically feel himself floating towards the heavens!
The moment his voice came out, it must have been the most embarrassing moment of his life!
His unravelling came swiftly and powerfully, it was as though his spirit was leaving his body.
Once he returned to the mortal realm, Su Nuoās ears burned red and he sprawled himself out on OuYang Longās chest as he pretended to be dead.
āDid it feel good?ā OuYang Long murmured beside his ear.
Donāt ask it out loud! Su Nuoās face was practically glowing as he changed his position. In this new position, he suddenly felt Mr Directorās thing against him!
So he continued to pretend to be dead!
āGo to sleep.ā OuYang Long patted his butt.
Not wearing underwear and whatnot was so caveman-like! Su Nuoās voice was as quiet as a mosquitoās as he asked, āHow about you?ā It wasnāt as if helping the other man with his hand was completely out of the question⦠But as to the size and whatnot he couldnāt even dare to look!
āHelp me, babe?ā OuYang Long could hardly contain his laughter.
Itās not impossible! Su Nuo could feel himself beginning to lean towards the idea.
āIām just joking.ā Seeing how red he was, OuYang Long was worried that doing too much would scare him off, so he lowered his head and kissed him, āYou deserve a good rest.ā
Nani? Su Nuo was slightly bewildered and could only watched him go to the bathroom. This sort of plot-twist was really the most annoying!
If this is it then didnāt I just get completely revealed for nothing!
Being ripped off was as though ripping off the skin of your face! Evil businessmen and whatnot were way too sneaky!
Once OuYang Long came out from the bathroom, Su Nuo was on his phone.
āDo you have messages?ā OuYang Long leaned on his side.
āHng, itās an ad.ā Su Nuo hurriedly turned his phone off, actually he was just checking the time since he felt that the time OuYang Long spent in the bathroom was too long! According to commonsense he would have been doing that something for himself⦠He definitely couldnāt say that he was timing him!
āGo to sleep.ā OuYang Long turned off the bedside lamp and pulled him into his arms, āGood night, baby.ā
Su Nuo found a comfortable position for himself in the other manās arms and yawned like a kitten.
The summery night with a cool breeze was actually extremely suitable for sleeping with the person you liked.
The phone next to the head of the bed lit up and went back dark again, OuYang Long picked it up and had a look, it was a message from Mu Qiu —- I got director Zhong to stay with me tonight at my place! Do you want to know why he agreed?!
How can he still have the heart to boast with this sort of progress? The director didnāt bother to pay him any attention and replied with a single word āscramā before powering off the phone!
This was definitely jealousy! The shutdown of Mu Qiuās attempt to show off made him extremely unhappy! And once the sound of water had stopped, he immediately raced back out to the living room to watch TV.
He was really so completely fake!

That was the funniest sex scene I’ve ever seen. Like, is it normal when you laugh your ass off while reading smut?
NuoNuo is an absolute gem hahaha
šššš silly nuonuo.. his inner thought tho..priceless š
Thanks for the updates šš¼
Thank you for the update!
My ranking of 3 couples_
1. Ouyang Long x Su Nuo (Super Adorb)
2. Other model x Tang guy (Still very sweet but not hooking up yet)
3. Mu guy x film director ( Eager top is still bearable, I just can’t deal with art crazy bottom. Not all artists are lunatics like him okayy??)
Youāre sexy. Your whole familyās sexy!
I literally laughed out loud. Love him.