Translated by Vivian of Exiled Rebels Scanlations
Editor: Addis
āRight, whereās my gun? Where did you store it? Donāt tell me you buried it along with my body.ā Guan Jin suddenly thought of this problem.
āEven if I wanted to bury it, I couldnāt have. When I found you, the case you kept your gun in was already gone.ā Tony spread his hands innocently.
Guan Jinās expression changed. āThey even took my gun? What for, their loot collection?ā
āUm, maybe theyāre too poor.ā
āThen why didnāt they also take my body to fill up their stomachs.ā
āHey, calm down. I know you have very deep feelings for your darling, and weāll definitely save her.ā Tony felt that, after getting reborn, Ethanās temper wasnāt very good, and his tolerance was already approaching zero, so it was necessary to placate him often.
āHow are your investigations going?ā
āāTaji promised to give me some accurate news before I left. You have to know, the Messengers of the Gods are everywhere, so they donāt dare to be too presumptuous.ā
āIāll leave this to you. Iām going to go out for a bit this afternoon, let me borrow your Chevrolet.ā
Tony sat up on the couch. āYouāre going to go find those people? Are you sure? Iāll go with you, it would be very troublesome if you put yourself in a perilous situation.ā
āThey wonāt show themselves in front of any outsiders, and they never deliver information through a third party. If you go, Iāll never be able to find them. Tony, I believe you, but what was that saying, the strength of the team is each individual member, and the strength of each member is the team. I also believe that with this āvaluable legacyā that old man left me, against those people, no matter how many alliances they have, it wonāt be too much.ā
*****
At around five, Guan Jinās car stopped in a narrow and winding alley in the Bronx. There were already small groups of prostitutes wandering the streets, smoking or soliciting. Guan Jin turned a blind eye and walked past them, straight into a bar with a gray, unassuming door.
At this time, the bar had just opened for the day, so there werenāt many guests. However, there were already people dancing on the poles onstage, and the intense metal music drowned out the scattered applause and hoots. Guan Jin frowned and went to the bar counter and knocked on it to catch the bartenderās attention. The blond bartender walked over, and when he saw Guan Jin, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes. Soon afterwards, he smiled customarily. āHey handsome, are you by yourself? Do you need something?ā
āLime Bacardi.ā Guan Jin leaned forward. āAlso, find someone for me, Simon Nighy.ā
The bartender was taken aback, but he quickly resumed smiling. āYou didnāt come to settle some emotional conflict with him, did you? Handsome, you should know that he doesnāt belong to someone, he belongs to everyone.ā
āIf you canāt find him, I donāt mind using other methods.ā Guan Jin ignored his mockery and coldly spun the bottle in his hand.
The bartender was frightened by his expression, and he immediately became serious. He nodded towards the stage. āIf the boss knew that someone couldnāt recognize him when he was right there, he would be very sad.ā
Guan Jin slowly turned to the stage. Under the light, the snakelike man who had wound himself around the pole like a pretzel had just finished a number, and he did an extremely provocative movement, evoking catcalls and whistles. The red-haired man wearing a skin-tight garment walked off the stage with elegant strides and towards Guan Jin.
āWow, I canāt believe I would see such a pure and harmless face here. Youāve come to the right place, we can definitely bring you an unique first experience, your first step towards maturity~ā Simon leaned against the counter, and emotion seemed to surge in his gray eyes with a silver sheen in them. Evildoer, evaluated Guan Jin.
The bartender tactfully moved to the other end of the counter, and Guan Jin glanced at Simonās waist, which was as thin as a noodle. āAre you sure youāre a dancer and not a stripper?ā
Simonās charming expression instantly froze, and he looked a little ridiculous. āDid you come to find me?ā
āYou admitted it pretty openly, arenāt you afraid I came here to kill you?ā
Simon resumed his enchanting state and stroked his lips with his finger. āUsually, these people hook up with me first and then talk business. But,ā his expression suddenly became cold, āyou shouldnāt be the one to come find the āDancerā, I donāt know you.ā
āThat would be correct, since the one you know already went to steal from godās museum.ā Guan Jin looked at him.
Simonās eyes lit up. āYou? Youāre that small boy who was under the Collectorās guardianship? No, no, youāre not a small boy anymore, are you really over thirty years old?ā
Guan Jin was unable to explain this problem, so he fished out an Ancient Egypt ornament and put it in front of Simon. āI need your help, Dancer.ā
Simon grabbed the ornament and chuckled. āThat old man sure is sly, he knows people everywhere, but for nothing more than to sell favors. Good for him, now his descendant is here to collect debts.ā
āIām not his descendant. However, itās best to obtain debts earlier, so as not to have to worry later.ā
āHa, how did that old man raise such a child to be as serious as you? What a miracle. If you need my help with anything, Iāll do my best.ā Simonās long eyelashes fluttered.
Guan Jin wringed his hands and held it back for a while, since he felt that it wouldnāt be polite to ask him to do this, but in the end, he couldnāt help it. āI need you toāāwash your face first before talking business with me, or else Iām afraid I wonāt be able to refrain myself from adding a bruise or two to your face.ā
Simon put his hands over his heart, and his expression was heartbroken.
Only after he arrived at the barās lounge in the back did Guan Jin feel himself calm down. He didnāt know when it had started, but the night shows he used to like indulging himself in now made him feel extremely unpleasant and irritable.
Simon came in, and his face without the makeup was unexpectedly handsome, with a hint of gentleness. However, his gaze was still a little sad from Guan Jin belittling his makeup.
Guan Jin didnāt care about that, and he finally felt like talking, so he concisely told Simon about his entire situation, though he of course hid the details about his identity and being reborn.
āYou have something against Hermes? Thatās quite troublesome. You should know, Iām afraid itās not because of the opponent, itās because we donāt even know who the opponent is.ā
āWhich is why I need to know who he is.ā
Simon rubbed his chin. āI can help you contact some people. Hermes isnāt an actual deity, and as long as heās a person, thereās bound to be people who know him. Iām not very good at providing you with the equipment and manpower you need, but since youāre the Collectorās successor, youāre one of us, so weāll do our utmost to help you. Tomorrow, go find our contact person, Margaret. Iāll let her know about you in advance.ā
āHow do I find her?ā
āThereās a two-story building behind the corner of two blocks, and itās a tailor shop. Go in and find the person behind the counter, thereās only one behind the counter, and ask him if he is right.ā
Guan Jin left him his contact information, stood up and said goodbye, and right before he left, he asked curiously, āAre you really over forty years old?ā
Simon touched his face alluringly. āIām the eternal Mephistopheles. Time holds no meaning to me.ā
Guan Jin sneered and walked out the door.
āHey, Guan, you really donāt want me to give you a coming-of-age present?ā Simon leaned against the doorframe and winked at him.
Guan Jin turned around. āBefore you hook up with others, you should find some powder to cover up your wrinkles first.ā
*****
Meanwhile, on the other side of the Pacific Ocean.
Lu YunYang crossed his legs and watched as his older brother walked in.
āHow come youāre free to come over today?ā Lu YunShen was a little surprised.
āIāve always been free, it was you who wasnāt.ā Lu YunYang looked aggrieved. āAs your younger brother, I wanted to visit, but your secretary told me to make an appointment.ā
āYouāve been too idle lately, you called my work phone, didnāt you?ā retorted Lu YunShen.
Lu YunYang leaned back on the sofa and sighed. He had indeed needed something to distract himself, or else it wouldāve been very difficult for him to restrain from going to the airport. He had arrived at the Special Cases Unit in a good mood, only to be told that Guan Jin had taken two days off, and they didnāt know where he had gone. When he called, the other end went straight to voicemail. He reluctantly used his family connections to look into it, and learned that Guan Jin had flown to New York, and he was with that blond Tony. The first word that had emerged in Lu YunYangās mind was: elopement!
The reason why he was so worried was because, as far as he knew, Guan Jin had never left the country until now, and in New York, he had no relatives or friends. A foriegn friend had appeared out of thin air, and he had also flown to the United States. No matter how hard he tried, Lu YunYang couldn’t calm himself down anymore. And, before Guan Jin left, he hadnāt even thought to let him know, which clearly meant that he was irrelevant in Guan Jinās mind and had never stepped into his world. It seemed that all of his hard work and efforts from before were in vain. With this realization, Lu YunYang felt frustrated in a way he had never felt before.
āJudging from your conflicted expression, did you come here to seek consolation? Tell me, which young lady has captured the heart of my keen little brother?ā Lu YunShen hadnāt expected that his little brother, who would be talking and laughing even if the sky collapsed, would be like this. He was very curious as to who could make him like this.
Lu YunYang didnāt reply and looked upstairs instead. āIs my brother-in-law home?ā
Lu YunShen also looked upstairs. āMn, heās been resting lately. You also know, he canāt go outside too much, and he likes to stay cooped up inside.ā
āAt our last family dinner, how come you didnāt bring him over? Mom secretly reproached you in front of me.ā
āHe didnāt want to go, and I didnāt want to force him,ā Lu YunShen said lightly.
āTsk tsk, brother, this is where youāre wrong. I can guarantee you that if you dare to get him to go no matter what, when you guys return, heāll be even more head over heels for you.ā Lu YunYang winked.
Lu YunShen looked suspicious.
āTrust the professional evaluation of a psychologist.ā
āYou canāt even handle your own affairs, yet you dare to mess around in mine?ā
āAh, you did everything right, youāre just one step away. As for me, Iāve walked twenty thousand li on the Long March 1, yet I now realize that Iāve been going in the wrong direction. How can these compare?ā
āWho could have this skill?ā
āMnā¦ā Lu YunYang thought back. āTheyāre veryāāspecial.ā
āWait, donāt tell me, their gender is also very special,ā Lu YunShen suddenly said.
Lu YunYang looked at him innocently. āOriginally, I was going to share the burden of continuing the family with my younger brother, but now, it seems that heāll have to handle it alone.ā
āā¦Did you fall for a straight one?ā
āNo, thatās not the point.ā
āRight,ā Lu YunShen suddenly remembered something, āthereās an opportunity, and I advise you to bring that person of yours. What did our brother say? Thatās sacred land for developing feelings.ā
Lu YunYang raised an eyebrow, interested.
*****
Meanwhile, Guan Jin, who had been used as a conversation topic behind his back, had peacefully fallen asleep. He had a dream, and in the dream, Lu YunYang was confessing to him with a cold expression. Guan Jin ridiculed, āAre you trying to win me over with such a dead expression?ā A white light flashed in front of him, and Lu YunYangās back was facing him. He slowly turned around, and he had Simonās brown eyeshadow and crimson, lustrous lips. He smiled coquettishly. āLittle Jin, come here~~~ā
Guan Jinās eyes flew open, and he was covered in cold sweat. Fortunately, no matter how weird that sham of a psychic was, he would never put on smokey makeup.


Hehe.. I am interested in what the Lu brothers are talking about! >:D
Thanks for the chapter! ^^
Collector.. hmmmmm The collector I remember is from the Avengers film ahaha.
A super duper awesome organization not even intimidated by Hermes huh. š² I guess Hei Xiao, with his skills, wouldnāt just come from an ordinary background.
Ummm, okay. I don’t know where this is going but the direction seems interesting. And the Lu family seems open-minded, how about a former assassin-turned policeman for their next son-in-law? Thank you for the chapter!!
Guan Jin still put himself in vain. Wake up, Lu YunYang is your reality. Poor Lu YY, he would be very happy if he knew that little Jin dreamt about him. Lol.
Wth, weird dream… haha yunyang just keep on persevering for guan jin, you’ll be rewarded someday š
Another dream with LYY, how interesting! Hmmm! I wonder what the Lu brothers are talking about? Clearly his brother is married to a man, thatās interesting! This Simon is quite interesting, GJ is hilarious lol
I wonder who this brother-in-law is, that hides away.
If Lu YunYang isn’t Hermes, I think he’s connected to LYY’s family somehow š¬
Hei Xiao’s ‘old man’ seems to have been a collector of artefacts, possibly a high-end black market supplier and LYY’s family are wealthy; he himself owns priceless pieces; connected?
Thank you for translating.
Ohhh I suspect that JinHan mysterious lover is YY brother? Lol GJ and his weird dreams.lol. Thank you for the chapter
Ahaha! These chapters frequently end with such great one liners. He’ll bend for the sham psychic but not for smoky eyeshadow!