DFGMFATG Chapter 25: Huo Nai 

Chapter 25: Huo Nai 

Translated by Addis of Exiled Rebels Scanlations

In addition to studying, Xie Yan was good at eating and sleeping, that is, he was lazy and attached to the bed a lot of times, not very willing to move. In the aspect of eating, it may be because of the summer vacation, the heat was unbearable, taste of meat was unbearable, and he consciously changed to eating vegetable dishes.

But he didn’t realize what was wrong. After all, in summer, people’s appetites were not good. Eat some cold dishes, drink some light porridge and scrape the oil and water out of your stomach. Xie Yan didn’t think much about it. Huo Nai didn’t mark him, and he didn’t have an inner womb. He couldn’t be pregnant.

Xie Yan diffused his thoughts aimlessly, laughed at himself and felt that he was suffering from the delusion of being victimized.

Until one day…

Xie Yan was hungry for meat.

After eating vegetables for a period of time, no matter how delicious they were, he was greedy for meat. Besides, Xie Yan was originally a carnivore. He stared at the chicken in the corner of the yard.

It was also discovered by accident. Seeing the hen with a group of newborn chicks, Xie Yan immediately carried out the act of copying the family, adhering to the principle of no less than one, and even the old one moved to his own yard. The little suckling pig was raised on the other side. Under the shade of a tree, he also bought a set of intelligent pig raising equipment, with adjustable temperature, automatic cleaning and great waste disposal. He couldn’t help but feel that with this kind of equipment, he could be a big pig farmer.

But Xie Yan didn’t have that idea. It was not his dream to raise pigs in the stars.

In the afternoon, around three o’clock, it was suitable for killing chickens.

He took his slippers to the corner of the yard and reached for a chicken. These chickens usually lived in the shade of trees. They consciously and automatically ate grass seeds and insects. They were very energetic. So they watched Xie Yan come over and screamed. Xie Yan was speechless, “Okay, look at you shouting so loudly, so hard to attract me. How are you eating?”

Chicken: “…” That was even worse.

He saw a pond in another villa, and there were countless good things waiting for him. Even the lotus root and lotus seed were not let off. He could eat chicken at noon and drink green bean and lotus seed porridge at night. With honey, it was cool and delicious. The red oil lotus root slices were crispy and it was just like this even in the immortal days.

But with today’s chicken, Xie Yan, was going to make beggar’s chicken.

As soon as he smelled the blood, Xie Yan felt his stomach churning and couldn’t help but release his hands. He didn’t expect that the dying chicken would suddenly become excited, flap its wings and begin to run wild around the room, like a running expression bag: who else can control me? Who else!

Shit, when did the chicken’s IQ get so high? It pretended to be dead!

The blood of the chicken was all over the mountain, and the smell of blood was running towards Xie Yan from all directions. Xie Yan felt as if his head had exploded with a bang. He ran to the pool holding the table and couldn’t help retching.

Xie Yan called to Walley, “Get that chicken!” Let it go wild again, his kitchen wouldn’t want it!

Walley rushed over and turned on the high-voltage electric shock: crackle crackle crackle.

Chicken: Cooing – Clang Dang!

No firewood, no fire, and just a second to roast a chicken.

Of course, he couldn’t eat it.

Xie Yan: …… He left the kitchen and breathed the fresh air outside to feel alive.

At this time, he couldn’t help but feel the situation was wrong. He felt stupid. Xie Yan washed some cherries and brought them to the sofa. The sweet and sour cherries were able to smooth his heart. Then, he thought to himself: Am I pregnant?

A bolt from the blue! It can’t be true?

It could only be Huo Nai. But he had not cum inside…

In those three days, Xie Yan had two times of direct tired sleep. Huo Nai didn’t quit even then. When he woke up, he found that Huo Nai was still inside him. 

But Huo Nai hadn’t marked him. 

Xie Yan thought, “I can’t be paranoid any more. I’ll find a way to find out.”

Sherlock Holmes said that when the impossible was eliminated, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. He went to STAR Net to see how he could determine if he was pregnant. When typing, the shame level was just too high. Xie Yan felt that he could fry eggs with his hot face. Fortunately, he was the only one there and no one could see his situation.

There were detectors on STAR Net, similar to bracelets, which could detect the body changes of the owner. Xie Yan placed an order and saw that it would be there that evening.

He thought it was impossible. He speculated that it might be just too hot in summer and so he had gastroenteritis. Or that it was because he had a bad stomach a few days ago. But the possibility of the latter was too low. He paid great attention to the freshness of the ingredients when cooking.

Could it be … No … No … Damn … Don’t rush to scold Huo Nai, just in case … Can’t help it … No, I have to hold back … I told him to help me, I went on my own… Hurry … Fuck, he was so damn lasting … I blame this goddamn world setting!

Xie Yan’s mind was like a crab pushing a sand ball, they repeated continuously.

After cleaning the kitchen, he didn’t know if it was a psychological effect but Xie Yan still smelled a slight fishy smell after entering. Fortunately, he could bear it now. Walley had disposed of the chicken. He found something to eat, and even though he had no appetite, he still had to eat something.

For the first time in his life, he was not so persistent and anxious about eating.

While waiting, he used a lot of keywords to query the situation, such as [Can you get pregnant without an inner womb] and [pregnant symptoms], and so on. At the same time, fireworks were going off in his mind. Seeing those serious explanations, he felt a little ashamed, and his toes could not help curling up.

In the evening, the drone delivered the item.

Xie Yan put the bracelet on his wrist like he was being punished, and opened his eyes to see the results on the virtual screen. He turned off the virtual screen and shouted to the night sky like, “Huo Nai, I’ll kill you with thousands of swords! Ah ah!”

He fell on the sofa, like a raw fish, and he felt that his face was stuck with the expression “囧.”

This guy can take advantage of you too!

The virtual screen clearly showed the image of the baby. After fifteen weeks, the bracelet could show an internal image and Xie Yan could vaguely see the hands and feet of the child.

Next was the baby’s message: Alpha male, 15 weeks old, well developed.

Gene level: SSS level, excellent.

Xie Yan looked up the cause of his pregnancy, he had to figure it out. He was a little clear about everything after an investigation.

In the male body, the testicles transport the sperm. The penis would secrete the male sperm surrounded by hormones and transport the sperm to the womb. In the process of crossing, there would be a mucus secretion to help this process. Although Huo Nai did not mark him or ejaculate inside of him, there was still the middle process. There was an excellent little sperm that had escaped as it had mixed with the mucus until it had found the right place in his body…and landed.

After all, the two of them didn’t use a condom, and didn’t really achieve physical isolation.

Huo Nai had left Xie Yan’s body at the critical moments, which was with great self-control.

But that little sperm was a real swimmer!

Xie Yan’s mood could only be said to be…mixed. Huo Nai hadn’t even ejaculated inside of him, but the little guy had stayed quietly in his body for three months.

“Ah, what should I do?” Xie Yan thought the problem was really very difficult.

What to do with this unexpected child? Should I tell Huo Nai?

Xie Yan felt like he was getting stupid.

It was nine o’clock in the evening. He didn’t even eat much and didn’t feel hungry. Finally, he chose to video call Huo Nai.

Huo Nai was having a meeting. He had found the man behind the assassin, he was known as the sage king and was also popular on the Internet. It was his uncle Huo Xiao. If his hackers did not track the records of the two people on the satellite network, he would not have found that there were still contacts between the two people.

All of them were his confidants. This meeting was to discuss how to eliminate Huo Xiao’s influence. Just then, his communication device vibrated.

It was Xie Yan. Huo Nai knew that he wouldn’t contact him unless it was something big. Huo Nai stood up and made a pause gesture, “Sorry, I’ll go and answer this first.”

From Roger to the others there was a look of doubt. Huo Nai was very serious and he would not be absent from a meeting for no reason. During the meeting, he blocked most of the people directly.

So who on earth was able to connect to his device?

These confidants followed Huo Nai for a long time, saying that they could not grow up together without him. At this time, their faces were all curious. Seeing Roger’s thoughtful appearance, they asked him, “Do you know anything?”

Roger’s expression suddenly changed to a serious one, “I don’t know anything!”

Huo Nai shut himself in the hidden secret room of the conference room, turned on the shielding mode, and connected to Xie Yan’s video.

Xie Yan didn’t beat around the bush and threw a straight ball, “Huo Nai, I’m pregnant.”

Huo Nai’s expression was blank for a second.

Looking at his expression, Xie Yan felt as if he had been stabbed by a needle. When he was about to say something else, Huo Nai looked at him and said calmly, “Wait for me, I’ll be there right away.”

Then he hung up the video.

Xie Yan’s heart seemed to be caught by a fishhook and hung in the air.

 

The author has something to say:

It is time for science.

Getting pregnant in this way really exists in reality. There is no such thing as not being able to get pregnant just by not coming inside. You can get pregnant no matter if you do or do not wear a condom. Contraception is definitely necessary when having sex but also check if there are any problems with the condom … Of course, in many articles, not wearing it is all about love and interest. But actually, it is necessary for a healthy lifestyle.

I have also seen a nasty operation on the Internet. There was a woman who was stabbed by a knife and ended up becoming pregnant. But she didn’t have a sex life during that time, so she was baffled. Later, she found that there was sperm attached to the knife. And then when it entered her womb when it pierced her body, she got pregnant…

This incident really refreshed my worldview … I have a new understanding of Homo sapiens … What you think is bizarre in novels, well reality is stranger than any novel…

 

Addis Note: The story the author is talking about is this one HERE. Although it is a bit different, it is still pretty weird.