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Chapter 119: The earthy spokesman

Translated by Addis of Exiled Rebels Scanlations

Editor: GaeaTiamat


When Mo Song arrived at the stone house of Long-winded, Scrupulous Son’s family in the afternoon, he was seen educating Peeps with a string of small dried fish. The Peeps here were not the big one after the merging, but the string of five small prawns. Because he was facing the door, Long-winded, Scrupulous Son didn’t notice Mo Song’s arrival at first, but fortunately he was outside, so Mo Song could see what he was talking to.

“I say, Long-winded, Scrupulous Son, what are you doing here?” Mo Song asked as he poked his head from behind Long-winded, Scrupulous Son’s back, and managed to startle the man.

At first, Long-winded, Scrupulous Son’s eyes flickered, then used his body to block the five chirping prawns, as he tried to put the matter off, but then he thought of what he had promised to do, and his face froze. He stepped out of the way and spoke up miserably to explain the situation, “You’re here, anchor? I’m teaching my pets not to disintegrate without my command after a successful merging. You aren’t aware, but just now I asked them to carry me back from the river, and halfway they actually ‘snapped’ and broke apart. I only fell a short way, but it hurts me!”

This was the first time such an accident had happened since he had gotten the prawn pets, and Long-winded, Scrupulous Son was a little confused, not sure if it was just a coincidence or if it would happen more often. 

The result was that only halfway through the bribery, Mo Song came over, and he had to explain the situation in advance, so as not to suddenly appear in the middle of the live broadcast. Then, everyone would be in for a big surprise.

After he listened to Long-winded, Scrupulous Son’s explanation, Mo Song got interested and speculated irresponsibly, “How could it disintegrate? It’s not like you’re too heavy to carry… In that case, wouldn’t the two of us together weigh more?”

Long-winded, Scrupulous Son shook his head in denial, “No way, I’ve been riding for days before and this has never happened. Besides, didn’t I take you back with me on the Peeps the day I caught them? No such accident happened then.”

He also has a point. Now, Mo Song also didn’t know what caused it. The viewers of the live broadcast were also enthusiastic, and they helped out with ideas.

[Are the Peeps growing up and not wanting to work for a few days a month?]

[Could it be that they don’t have the strength anymore? Ask Long-winded, Scrupulous Son how much he feeds the Peeps a day. Don’t starve the kids.]

[The answer to the problem in the game can usually be found in the game store? The anchor should go to the store. Maybe there are some special medicine for pets?]

[Hahaha! Am I the only one who is glad that Long-winded, Scrupulous Son did not crush the little Peeps when he fell down?]

Long-winded, Scrupulous Son, “????” God forbid, a living person is not as good as a pet created from data! …Forget it. It’s true that they can’t compare. They were the ones that he had spent a lot of effort to catch, and there were only five of them in the whole game!

Although what some viewers said made him unable to spit, Long-winded, Scrupulous Son did find inspiration from it. He put the dried fish back into his backpack, searched through the game store, and found an item that seemed to work.

[The pet special effect medicine: effectively solve all kinds of pet fatigue, weakness, cold, fever, tea and food and other symptoms, and increase 10 points of pet good feeling. Price: 20 star coins (diamond coins)/piece]

Long-winded, Scrupulous Son didn’t blink an eye, bought 20, with the thought that this was enough for him to use four times, at least? The result was that when he fed them, he found that one potent pill was enough for five prawns to eat. After sharing a whole potent pill, they were completely refreshed, lined up to bite the tails of their brothers and climbed up to hang on Long-winded, Scrupulous Son’s neck.

With their little transparent feet which were soft and thin, it was like small brushes touched Long-winded, Scrupulous Son’s skin, and tickled him until he “Haha’d” and laughed out loud.

Mo Song and the live audience were speechless and envious. They also want these strange pets, ah.

After he finished laughing, Long-winded, Scrupulous Son led Mo Song into the courtyard and opened the door to invite him in. For the first time, the audience saw the room of players other than the few game anchors.

As soon as they saw the furniture in the room, they knew that the owner of the Peeps was not a bad spender, but did have a slightly odd aesthetic. He preferred gold furniture, which almost blew the eyes of Mo Song and the whole audience when they walked in.

A golden wooden table was covered with a golden tablecloth, and the edges were also decorated with gold thread woven tassels. There was a golden teapot placed on the table, with a spout full of white hot air, and several golden cups placed near the teapot, that waited for people to use them. Not only was the most conspicuous furniture in the room gold, but also the wallpaper, the floor, the chairs, the bookshelves…As long as it existed in that room, it more or less had a little gold color.

When he saw Mo Song’s dumbfounded look, Long-winded, Scrupulous Son smiled proudly and asked, “How about it, Anchor? The furniture in my room is not bad, right? Do they look like they are particularly expensive?”

“Well…” Mo Song nodded hesitantly. It’s true that it’s expensive, but it’s too shiny!

The audience, unlike Mo Song, didn’t have to think about the face of their collaborator and “laughed” nonchalantly.

[I almost thought I was in some kind of gold museum. What era is this? There are still people who love this color so much? Is this the ‘earthy gold’ of the Ancient Blue Star Era?]

[It’s quite nice…]

[Although it just seems a little exaggerated, it looks really quite tasty. This look is that of a rich family, ah. Long-winded, Scrupulous Son star warrior stone hammer!]

[This should be the living room, right? Quickly, quickly, take us to the bathroom or toilet to see. I kind of suspect that even one toilet and bathtub are done in gold!]

Bai Li did have modern furniture on the shelves in the game, and the “toilet” and “bathtub” that the audience mentioned were among them. He was thinking that since it was the players’ own house, of course they should be allowed to decorate it as they like. Whether it was ancient or modern furniture, as long as the players needed it, he provided it. Besides, he had designed the upgrade function of the house. There were more rooms, so of course, more furniture was needed to fill them. The more furniture the players bought, the more he earned.

The point was, that in the end, money was the most important thing to earn. Hehehe.

Long-winded, Scrupulous Son took the time to glance at the pop-ups, and almost applauded. Really, trust these people to say it! 

Although in the game, the items weren’t used at all, Long-winded, Scrupulous Son, as good as the flow, took Mo Song directly to the bathroom and toilet.

In the game, the frequency of use of these two places was about zero. The players, at most, being greedy for a moment, sat on the toilet to take a few pictures. The bathtub could be used when they were tired of planting in the yard. They could go back to the house, put water in the bathtub, lie in there for a soaking rest for a while, and come out a good man. However, bathing in the game always gave people a strange feeling, so not many players enjoy taking a bath in the game.

Mo Song and the audience again, “!!!!”

[Oh, my old swan, I can’t believe my eyes! I can’t believe it’s really a gold toilet! Is this pure gold please? What’s it like to mmmm on it?]

[Gold toilet, gold bathtub, gold basin…what strange three gold pieces, ah! Long-winded, Scrupulous Son in the first place should go to catch gold prawns to raise ah, hi ah!]

[This is the boring and tedious day of a simple rich man!]

In the room by room tour, the audience from the beginning of the fuss became calm, even in the bedroom when they saw the golden bed that accounted for a large part of the room, they also laughingly said, wasn’t this the normal operation of the rich? There was nothing that could startle their mood even to half fluctuations.

So the title of “spokesman of earthy gold” was also welded on the top of Long-winded, Scrupulous Son’s head by the audience. We didn’t expect you not to be such an innocent and unpretentious person in private.

In response, Long-winded, Scrupulous Son touched the “prawn necklace” hanging around his neck and said happily that he would be the spokesperson!

After he closed the yard door, Long-winded, Scrupulous Son took off the prawns and commanded them to use the “merge” skill. There was a familiar glow, then the giant prawn appeared in front of the two. Long-winded, Scrupulous Son lifted his foot onto the prawn’s curved back and patted the spot behind him, telling Mo Song to hurry up.

“Haha! Today I can ride the prawn again, and I don’t know if the prawn’s run will be a little more stable after so long,” Mo Song said to the camera with a smile as he climbed on the prawn, after he changed the live camera to automatically track. Then he made a very eye-catching pull of the clothing on both sides of Long-winded, Scrupulous Son’s waist.

Long-winded, Scrupulous Son looked down twice, and didn’t say anything.

When they saw Mo Song’s action, the audience was instantly heartbroken.

[I still remember a sunny afternoon when the anchor first sat on the Peeps. From then on it was the road of no return to the broken eggs… Candles.jpg]

[I already foresee the scene of the anchor once again crooked from the Peeps down. Everyone pay attention. Do not drink water at that time, or you will choke!]

[Blunt Opinion, next time remember to take precautions before riding the prawn. How to also have something under the buttocks, ah!]

When Mo Song was ready, he looked at the pop-ups and almost stumbled off the prawn. Couldn’t these black fans be nice to him? Too much! The egg was broken. It didn’t exist! Absolutely impossible!

“Anchor, where are we going next?” Long-winded, Scrupulous Son turned around and asked.

“Let’s go to What Are You Playing? big guy’s house first. Let’s go see what this liver emperor’s house is like!”

“Okay, then you sit tight!” Long-winded, Scrupulous Son grabbed hold of the reins on Peeps and shouted out the words, “Peeps, let’s go!”


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July 28, 2023 11:46 pm

They’re never gonna let him live that down 🤣🤣

July 29, 2023 2:17 am

Thanks for the chapter! Shiny taste, lol

Xiao Ying
Xiao Ying
August 7, 2023 2:08 am

i really have a good time in this chapter… feels like i can’t see anything with all the gold color blinding me~ hahahahahahahaha

Official LMW release!

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