STSC Chapter 16

Chapter 16

There was something warm and fluffy, with a somewhat peculiar roughness.

Nan Ge Er nuzzled it, then suddenly opened his eyes.

What kind of freakish sensation is that?!

The moment his eyes opened, they immediately met with Mo Shu’s.

He was still drinking wine, his eyes were as shiny as stars at the moment, looking bright, yet swift and stern; like a sharp sword that had just been unsheathed.

His lips glistened with wine; dewy, soft and rosy.

It was as if he was a completely different person.

Nan Ge Er stared blankly at Mo Shu’s face—where has the celestial-like Mo Shu gone to, who is this fiend in front of me?

His forehead was lightly knocked on, “Eat some porridge if you are awake; it’s near the stove, just bring it over.”

Nan Ge Er instinctively stood up, before subconsciously looking out the window, seeing that the sky was starting to get brighter. Though the dishes on the table had not been touched, the jar that was previously full of wine had already been emptied.

I remember it wasn’t even dawn when I lost consciousness, right?!

Drinking, drinking, drinking…

Did he just drink the whole night?!

Who are you kidding, even if your tolerance for alcohol is shockingly high, don’t you still have to go to the toilet?!

Nan Ge Er’s freaked-out expression made Mo Shu chuckle lightly, “What?”

Ugh…

Nan Ge Er shook his head, “Nothing.” He lowered his head, attempting to conceal his burning hot face.

As expected, this guy really had exceptionally outstanding looks; his usual disposition was too otherworldly, so his perfect appearance was neglected as a result; conversely, he currently looked startlingly charming, and even a slight smile from him could easily make others stare in a daze.

“Go and have your breakfast, your stomach is empty, so you at least need to eat something.” Mo Shu seemed uninterested in pressing on, casually pointing to the small earthen pot near the stove.

“Mn.” Nan Ge Er took a deep breath before getting porridge from the pot.

Why in the world was he being hugged the whole night by Mo Shu, and when in the world had Mo Shu made the porridge…

He really didn’t have the courage to ask him.

There was suddenly cracking noises of firecrackers coming from the door, accompanied by little children’s laughter, “Nan Ge Er, Mo Shu-xiansheng, messengers of Cai Shen1 have arrived!”

Nan Ge Er hesitated for a while, ready to put down the pot in his hands.

He did know that there was such a custom here, but he hadn’t experienced it himself before; hence, it made him a little flustered.

”I’ll go.” Mo Shu put down the bowl in his hand, standing up and opening the door.

”Ugh…” Nan Ge Er hesitated even more.

To tell the truth, he wasn’t sure if Mo Shu was drunk; though that fellow’s movements seemed normal, and he talked comprehensibly, he just felt that this wasn’t the usual Mo Shu.

That fellow won’t do something absurd, right?

Worried, Nan Ge Er instantly stood up, following him out, “Mo Shu-xian…”

Oh!

”Ugh…” It was the sound of him sucking in the cold air.

”Nn Nn Nn Nn Nn …” That was the sound of him stuttering, who knew if he was saying “south south” or “man man.”2

”Mo Shu-xiansheng!” An unbelievable wail emerged.

There was a bunch of people crowding outside the door, currently staring with shocked expressions at him and… Mo Shu.

What’s wrong?

Nan Ge Er was a little confused as he looked at everyone; he then looked at Mo Shu, who seemed normal, except for being a little alluring, before finally looking at himself.

He inhaled sharply.

I forgot I’m wearing Mo Shu’s clothes now—plus my unkempt just-woke-up appearance—I’m so dead—who knows what everyone is thinking—who knows if anyone would listen if I explained—how shitty can my fainting be to make me run into such a predicament—if Mo Shu were a female I could at least be a bit calmer—bastard—the problem is, although Mo Shu looks elegant, in reality he is much more handsome than me—oh sorry I have forgotten that I could only be considered ugly now—fuck—what the heck is going on—why did it turn out this way—how can I face anyone now….

Anyway, after realizing that he was wearing Mo Shu’s clothes, Nan Ge Er’s brain was in utter havoc.

Looking at Nan Ge Er sinking into a blank, confused expression, Mo Shu smiled faintly, saying, “I only drank a bit of wine.”

After hearing those words, the child in front, who was wearing a fake beard, red robes and a traditional Chinese gauze hat, pretending to be Cai Shen, widened his mouth even bigger, not even realizing that the fake beard on his chin had fallen to the ground.

The others spontaneously gasped even louder.

“After that, Nan Ge Er’s clothes got dirty, so he wore mine.” Mo Shu continued explaining.

“Wu…”

“Gu…”

“Goodness…”

“Oh…”

All sorts of exclamations were accompanied by the clashing sound of items dropping to the floor from their hands, making for a boisterous scene.

Startled by the noise, Nan Ge Er finally calmed down, taking yet another deep breath, he decided he still needed to explain, “Erm-”

“Sorry, we were wrong!” The brat who had dropped his beard cut off the sound Nan Ge Er made when he tried to explain; he bent down, bowing deeply.

”Ah?” Nan Ge Er looked at the bunch of people, confused.

“We will be leaving Mo Shu-xiansheng to you, Furen!3” Everyone began bowing down uniformly, as they announced loudly.

Nan Ge Er’s legs twitched, nearly making him fall.

Oi. Who. Are. You. Referring. To. As. Furen?!

“We won’t be disturbing you then, Mo Shu-xiansheng!” The others didn’t explain at all, nor did they want to listen to any explanation; after blindly making an uproar, they instantaneously turned around uniformly, and swiftly disappeared from those two’s field of vision.

Nan Ge Er’s face turned into black stripes; although he really had no idea what in the world Mo Shu had said, he knew that merely his appearance would never be able to cause such an uproar.

He turned to face Mo Shu—What the heck did you tell them?!

”I only briefly stated the truth.” Mo Shu smiled innocently, elegantly and charmingly.

I don’t believe that at all!

Nan Ge Er gave him a ferocious glare.

He had thoroughly realized, Mo Shu definitely wasn’t a good person.

Hidden beneath his graceful appearance, there was an evil, two-faced heart!

“Anyway,” Mo Shu laughed indifferently, “let’s continue our breakfast.”

What the heck, did you mean to continue drinking when you said ‘continue’?!

Nan Ge Er’s eyes widened.

”I’ll get some wine first,” Mo Shu said naturally as though it were to be expected, as he walked towards the backyard.

… This fellow is really a drunkard!

Nan Ge Er instinctively tugged on Mo Shu’s sleeves.

Mo Shu turned his head around, raising his eyebrows as he looked at Nan Ge Er.

”Daren, although I don’t know when you had your breakfast, I feel that you need to have some porridge now, and then rest.” Nan Ge Er was expressionless when he spoke. That fellow had already drank the whole night, wasn’t that enough for him?!

He actually wasn’t such a presumptuous and impulsive person.

It was just that at the moment, he didn’t know why, in a bizarre turn of events, he thought that he should curb Mo Shu’s self-harming behavior; he felt that he probably got a bit closer to Mo Shu.

However, once the words left his mouth, he slightly frowned again—he still felt that he was too meddlesome.

On the contrary, Mo Shu began to smile faintly.

“Sure,” he replied straightforwardly, “I will sleep if you do too.”

”Ah.” Nan Ge Er stared at Mo Shu blankly, completely clueless as to why Mo Shu would state such an absurd condition.

Also, I have been sleeping together with Mo Shu the past few days, alright?

“And we have to sleep together,” Mo Shu smiled as he continued, “It isn’t good to sleep alone.”

”Why not?” Nan Ge Er blankly, unconsciously asked.

”Because I don’t get to hug you,” Mo Shu’s reply was clean-cut. Even though there wasn’t much on Nan Ge Er’s skinny body, plus he was a male, his size was just right to be hugged, and also, yup, his head was really round, perfect for stroking.

He felt that covering Nan Ge Er in a hug was the best position.

Thus, he instinctively, egoistically replied.

“…” Nan Ge Er felt that he shouldn’t have asked such an unconscious question…

What am I? A bolster? Mo Shu-Daye4! Are you a little child who hasn’t even reached the age of five? You still need a bolster to sleep?

Nan Ge Er felt black stripes and crossveins popping up on his forehead, a complicated emotion stirring up in him.

I really want to spank him.

However, since the infuriating fellow in front of him was his direct superior, he could only stop himself from wanting to beat him up, gnashing his teeth as he spoke, ”Whatever then.” I must have gotten my head kicked by a donkey to worry about this fellow.

He turned around, going around him, walking to the canteen to eat.

Looking at the back of Nan Ge Er’s head, which practically had steam coming out of it, Mo Shu didn’t speak for a while; then, he abruptly started smiling lightly.

“Children should always be full of vitality.”

… Ugh, Mo Shu-xiansheng, you only managed to anger Nan Ge Er…

You totally don’t understand what the phrase ‘full of vitality’ really means, alright?!

1Cai Shen, Chinese god of Wealth (one of my fav god) more info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caishen and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_New_Year#Second_day

2The words Nan Ge Er stuttered was “Nan”, which is also the pronunciation for ‘south’ and ‘man’

3Furen: a term used for someone’s wife

4Daye: usually used as a term of respect for an older man, it could also be used to sarcastically express dissatisfaction towards someone.

 

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27 thoughts on “STSC Chapter 16

  1. So Mo Shu got himself a wife to hug and tease – he’s already beautiful enough for both of them!
    Great chapter, thank you!

  2. The misunderstanding of their relationship!!! Is priceless! Thanks for the chapter! I look forward to each update super eagerly lol. These two are just too cute!

  3. I really have a feeling that there is something hidden… I’m just not sure if it’s hidden deep or not : P
    I was almost rolling from laughter while reading this chapter. Thank you for translating! <3

  4. No, not bolster. But more like someone to hug and love 😆😆😆 All people already give nam ge er a furen/ wife as nick name 😂😂😂
    Thank you for new chapter 😚😚😚

  5. A smell of “black belly” coming off Mo Shu Daren… I bet he explained that way intentionally.

    He’s never letting go and lil pumpkin is still unaware that he is continuously moving deep into the trap and straight to Mo Shu Daren’s arms.

    Thank you very much for the chapter~!!!

  6. I’m still in disbelief that this is updating so fast, but no complaints!!! Actually, I’m happy to no end! Thank you sooo much ❤

  7. XD love how his explanation is so much more misleading than not explaining would have been Thank you for the chapter it really tickled my funny bone 💖💖🤣

  8. Thanks for so so so much for all these updates! With every chapter I’m falling more in love with this story and this couple. MSD just implicitly laying claim through the villagers’ own misunderstandings is just so– (ok-hands!!) and yet at the same time it’s like he doesn’t have any deeper intentions. yet. just yet.

    ugh im actually rolling and dying and crying this is so funnyyy

  9. Mo Shu totally said exactly what he did on purpose to have the kids misunderstand their relationship and spread it far and wide to make sure any pests know that Mo Shu has claimed Nan Ge Er as his lover. 😂

  10. He may have stated the truth too briefly ^_^” but is ready to take responsibility 😉

    Gossip is going to spread IMMEDIATELY

    This chapter is hilarious, especially the expressions of the children’s faces!

  11. MO Shu was happy to ruin Pumpkin’s reputation, haha. The entire town now is gonna think they are really together.

    Thanks for the chapter!

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