My Hemophobic Vampire Chapter 33: CPR Only Saves Patients Who’s Hearts Have Stopped Beating

Translated by Addis of Exiled Rebels Scanlations

Editor: Lhachril

 

Under the powerful pressure of Doctor Shang’s aura, the elf’s drunkenness had almost dissipated. He sat up straight, with his hands flat on his lap, as if he was a carton of yogurt within its shelf life.

The two Bloods left the bar one after the other, and An MuXi finally breathed a long sigh of relief, then tugged on his friend’s wrist, “When did you become a wizard? How come I didn’t know?”

“The group of kids enlisted me to help stand, and I just borrowed the equipment.” After glaring at the old friend in good humor and amusement, Shang HaoJia’s wand twirled daintily in his hand and then he nodded towards him twice in a half-joking manner. “I’m telling you, it’s a good thing that I don’t know how to do spells. If I were a wizard, I’d cast a shut up spell on you first and see if you still get into trouble.”

“It was an accident, they asked me if I knew this person, I subconsciously answered. Actually I’m not usually so unreliable. You believe me…” He touched his head with a smile, and An MuXi shook his arm in a flattering way.

He was about to admit his mistake again, but suddenly found that his voice was disappearing. At last, he just opened and closed his mouth in vain, but was unable to make any sound.

“…” Before he had been suffering because he was out of tune, but now he suddenly lost his voice for no reason. The ill-fated elf’s eyes widened in agony as he stared incredulously at the so-called standardized human in front of him. Not even bothering to find a pen and paper, he raised his hand and wrote down a line of golden scribbles in the air, [Didn’t you say you couldn’t do magic?!!!]

“All right, all right, no more exclamation points. Your bold and wild cursive is a good indication of your mood.” Shang HaoJia, who was also confused, held down the elf who wanted to bite him, while inexplicably lowering his head and suspiciously studying the wand in his hand.

“I really don’t know what’s going on. Could it be that a fully intelligent automated wand has now been developed? Just like the kind of smart appliances at home that can be controlled by voice…”

As of now, based on his own knowledge of non-human society, the more Doctor Shang thinks about it, the more he feels that this suspicion was really plausible. Tucking the elf into the sofa and patting his head comfortingly twice, he walked towards the group of students who couldn’t stop looking over.

“Brother, you’re not going to back out, are you? You promised us all!”

Watching the two go to the corner whispering, the students couldn’t help but feel a strong sense of nervousness, fearing that the rival cosplayer was planning to come and take advantage of the fire. As soon as they saw him return, the tall boy took a big step to meet him and grabbed his arm and refused to let go.

“I’m telling you, Brother – you have to help us. We have a deal, whether or not we are a complete group, avoiding the breach of contract can depend on you…”

“Don’t worry, I’ll be there.”

The students were lucky to get away with it. Shang HaoJia nodded, smiled and patted his shoulder, and waved the wand in his hand curiously, “By the way, where did you buy this wand? That friend of mine also cosplays, and he said the quality of this prop is very good…”

“This we really do not know. This is brought by Li himself. This set of wizard props and costumes are also his.” The boy at the head of the group was stunned by his question, and after looking around at the crowd, he shook his head in embarrassment.

The second time he heard this name mentioned by the kids, Doctor Shang raised his eyebrows keenly and suddenly had a premonition, “Let me ask one more question – is the person you’re talking about also about my age, his name is Eli and he’s quite handsome? “

“Yes, yes, do you know each other?” The boy nodded excitedly and hastily pulled him in, “He is our lab teacher, and also doubles as our club’s instructor. Originally we all agreed to go out cosplay together, but it turned out that he could not be contacted since last night, we are afraid that he is addicted to the experiment again and can not extricate himself…”

“It’s really not a big world – I’m his housemate. If you guys are his students, maybe you can still get my turn to be your internship instructor.”

He didn’t expect to meet a group of students, Doctor Shang responded with emotion, but inexplicably felt more and more uneasy in his heart.

The vampire’s situation was still unclear, the husky friend was sleeping at home, and the young man should still be receiving anti-dogging treatment at the Special Agency. And their own just by the low-ranking Blood with photos to search around, Eli’s side and suddenly his whereabouts unknown…

“I know, are you the legendary housemate who used our teacher’s pot to boil bones?” The students naturally did not know the thoughts that were spinning in his mind, and when they heard that he was actually roommates with the teacher, they all had some surprise in their eyes. The tall boy slapped his thighs, affectionately pulled him, “Then you’re also considered to be Uncle – Uncle, if you really take us in the future, you must take care of us more na…”

“Do not worry, go and leave your names with me. I will certainly take care of you more.”

Doctor Shang looked at the boy’s robust body admiringly, as if he had seen a strong laborer who could carry patients and move hospital beds, and patted him on the shoulder with equal affection, “I will personally take you to practice later, and you can follow my surgery at will.”

“Thank you, Master Uncle!” The boy was flattered and nodded repeatedly as he didn’t know what fate he would face in the future, and diligently moved a chair for him, “Please sit down, Uncle. Aren’t you working today? I heard that the ER can be busy…”

“I have a rare vacation, and I was forced here by that guy – I will not sit down first. You guys play first, I’ll leave a phone number for you, and then send him back.”

Uncle Shang waved his hand majestically and casually left a string of phone numbers for them. Pulled up the sobbing elf ball on the couch, he waved towards the crowd, and left the bar amidst the enthusiastic cheers of the students.

It gets bright earlier during summer, and in just a blink of an eye, the sky outside was already very bright. He took out his cell phone and walked back and forth, frowning and deliberating for a moment before dialing Eli’s cell phone.

Listening to the busy tone coming from the phone, the elf who finally regained his voice lay on his shoulder and explained in a listless manner, “All right, don’t call – Eli he was taken away by the Special Agency for investigation because of his possession of unlicensed dragon scales. Later there was a traffic bureau side testimony, which said that there was a golden dragon in his office who had been injured, so there was no fine, but he still had to do a statement before being released.”

Shang HaoJia raised his eyebrows slightly, dragged the elf pendant on his body to the curb and threw him on the bench, “How can you talk? Your magic world does not need to solve the spell?”

“It should be that you have Eli’s magic stored in that wand, and he himself does not know his lineage, so it was never used. The result happened because when you said that, the mood was very firm and the intention was also very determined…” An MuXi rubbed his vaguely swollen forehead, patted the chair, indicating that he also sit down by him, and his expression became very serious.

“Seriously, this time the matter is also a vampire stirred up…I still think people and vampires in a piece is quite a problem. He himself said he has hemophobia, but no one knows exactly what is true or false. Just like the dragons say they eat vegetarian, in case he is hungry one day, what if he eats you?”

“I’m trying to attack this problem now too. Whenever I can get him to bite me honestly, I won’t have to worry so much.” The vampire’s situation, Doctor Shang could not help but rub his temples again, and with mixed feelings sighed, “By the way, I want to ask you a question. If a vampire stares at you motionlessly, eyes turning red and slowly approaching, apart from wanting to bite you, what else could it be for?”

Not focusing on the key point, An MuXi couldn’t help but question in a low voice, “Are you sure he really doesn’t want to bite you at all?” After a long time, he finally turned his lips up reluctantly “That’s estrus. He wants to kiss you. Don’t you get teased all year round? You can’t react to this situation? “

Shang HaoJia subconsciously nodded slightly, holding his jaw and pondering for a long time, suddenly turned his head and looked behind him with some awareness.

Almost at the next moment when his eyes turned away, Wei Long had leapt from the towering roof of the building and landed on the ground like a glider, and actually stumbled forward perversely. The vampire’s eyes were only gradually receding when he saw that the human doctor was still sitting on the chair. 

“Don’t worry, it’s already been dealt with.” With a smile, Shang Haojia opened his arms, welcoming the frightened vampire into his arms and patted his back placidly “Your Apostle MuXi is still here. I’ll be fine, don’t worry.”

“With all due respect, although I have a lot of trust in the abilities of Apostle MuXi, the fact that you are with Apostle MuXi is the very source of my concern…”

Casting a worried glance at the elf covered in alcohol, Wei Long slightly lowered his voice and couldn’t stop himself from embracing the human doctor in his arms tightly, “Please forgive me, I was too worried. So it seems that, at least for a short time, I will have no way to safely allow you out of my sight…”

“It’s okay, I can understand.”

He patted the vampire’s back, felt the strong force in that pair of arms, and knew that the other party was indeed frightened. Thinking about what the elf had just said, Shang HaoJia cautiously assessed the angle of the two and made a snap decision, dropping a soft kiss on the side of his neck. “Okay, okay, it’s okay. His men don’t seem to have a very high IQ. Let’s talk it over and find a reliable way to…”

The vampire was overwhelmed by too great a surprise, he blinked hard, looked at the human doctor’s frank gaze, and his always pale face actually suddenly flooded with a little blood.

He hadn’t expected to kiss him like that and Shang HaoJia’s face also had some suspicious blood color. He coughed lightly and took two steps back, pushed the glasses up and his eyes unconsciously dodged to the side, “You – you okay?”

“Probably not too well. Honey, I’m afraid you’ll think it’s funny if I say it. I feel like I might be dying.” The blood on the vampire’s face still hadn’t faded, but suddenly he unconsciously took on some painful look. Raising his hand to cover his chest, he took two steps backward in a breathless manner, “I feel – my heart seems to have started beating…”

Realizing that the other party’s reaction was obviously indeed a bit off, Doctor Shang hurriedly held him up, suddenly feeling helpless for the first time in his many years of medical practice.

 

“But – but I only know how to get a heart to start beating again. This heart suddenly started beating. How should I give first aid, ah?”